Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

392	392 Vote	An Incredibly Disturbing Look at My Fat Butt
140	140 Vote	Watch Tetris Played on Meth Lab Equipment
72	72 Vote	Accused Rapist Cab Driver Got 1,000 People to Touch a Human Penis
129	129 Vote	It's Blame Somebody Else Day, So Here Are 10 Amazing Ideas
35	35 Vote	Therapy Llamas Are Coming to PS4 1	1
58	58 Vote	Kanye Apparently Shot an American Soldier. The Soldier's Reply: Priceless
211	211 Vote	Reasons Why No One Cares
47	47 Vote	Bro Shows Us How to Be an Asshole
363	363 Vote	Flowchart: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 2	2
42	42 Vote	Michelle Obama Makes Me Feel Like Shit
34	34 Vote	Why Even Happily Married People Have Been Eaten by Cannibals
52	52 Vote	Christmas Tree or a Rapist?
44	44 Vote	Give Me 30 Seconds. You Will Be Dead. It's Pretty Fantastic 1	1
147	147 Vote	Why, God, Why: The Disney Channel
226	226 Vote	Too Fat to Be Stopped
33	33 Vote	Coolest Parents Ever Adorably Re-Create Famous Movie Scenes With Their Vaginas
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
49	49 Vote	The Aliens Had Picked the Perfect Slut
60	60 Vote	Sharknado Was a Christ Allegory
267	267 Vote	Guy Gobbles at Turkeys. Turkeys Gobble Back. Guy Can't Handle the Heat
35	35 Vote	Terrible Nightmare: Police Find Body of Christ
37	37 Vote	The Ocean's Most Horrifying Monster Is in Debt
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
120	120 Vote	Children Draw Some Pretty Intense Sodomy
37	37 Vote	36 White People Who Are Not Poisonous
162	162 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for Drugs
48	48 Vote	A Terrified Child Genius Saves His Own Jizz
63	63 Vote	Dad Mad After Restaurant "Charges" Him for Dinner
38	38 Vote	Your Imaginary Boyfriend Jesse Williams Had a Seven-Week-Long Erection After Injuring His Penis
56	56 Vote	Over-Aged Bully Tries to Rap and Actually Makes It Look Satanic and Lame 2	2
36	36 Vote	23 Excellent Reasons to Be a Serial Killer
326	326 Vote	This Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 1	1
246	246 Vote	16 Reasons We Can't Have Nice Things, Like Gay Cookies
39	39 Vote	Cosmo Sex Tips as Written by Kids in Cambodia
98	98 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
133	133 Vote	High School Student's Lesbian Relationship With a Guitar
270	270 Vote	Anyone Care for Some Friendly Butt Play?
206	206 Vote	Microsoft Might Be Destroying the Universe 2	2
160	160 Vote	Tumblr Thinks Everything Is Scary 1	1
359	359 Vote	You'll Never Guess What Percentage of American Children Are Super Annoying