Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

dragonkyng

Voted Headlines

225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
297	297 Vote	Eat Shit and DIE!: A Very Special Episode of Dr. Phil You Won't Watch 1	1
189	189 Vote	I Don't Need an Evil Mustache or a Volcano Lair to Piss Off Muppets, Mr. President
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
50	50 Vote	Special Needs Student Suspended for Bringing Joy to School
183	183 Vote	Hacker Likes Using the Internet
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
334	334 Vote	Head of Infamous Penis Church: It Wasn't Designed To Be Seen From Orbit
140	140 Vote	Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" + Pokemon = Oh God, What's Benedict Cumberbatch's Face Doing on All These Pokémon?
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
45	45 Vote	Someone Seriously Tried to Order Groceries Online
430	430 Vote	The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say 1	1
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
63	63 Vote	Why You Should Stop Being Awkward
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
114	114 Vote	Oliver Stone's Son Says 9/11 Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake
33	33 Vote	Justin Timberlake I'm "Deeply Sorry" for Being Too Handsome
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
127	127 Vote	NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
38	38 Vote	Dating Tips From a Kinky Galaxy Far, Far Away
226	226 Vote	All Republicans Want to Fuck Me 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
383	383 Vote	Superman and Batman Have Their Baby 1	1
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
230	230 Vote	Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement" 2	2
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
257	257 Vote	Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome 1	1
98	98 Vote	Football Fan Realizes He's Been Cheering With a Gun
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
173	173 Vote	Miraculously, Nobody Was Hurt by This 9-Year-Old
44	44 Vote	Every Biblical Argument Against Crocs
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
235	235 Vote	Stealth Game Where You Argue About Slashfic