Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

dragonkyng

Voted Headlines

30	30 Vote	This Seductive Nickelback Selfie Is the "Mean Girls" Sequel We've Been Waiting for Republicans
28	28 Vote	Isis Has Sealed Its Own Cartoon Spinoff
24	24 Vote	Dog Playing in the Pussy
160	160 Vote	Watch Two Rabbits Celebrate Easter by Fornicating on a Daily Basis
95	95 Vote	WSJ: Obama Weighing Four Alternatives to "Fuck Me Boots."
140	140 Vote	Why Disney's "Aladdin" Is Secretly About Masturbation
2	2 Vote	Arya Stark Panics Inside Oculus Rift's 4D "Game of Thrones" Season 4 Premiere for 7,000 Fans of Same-Sex Marriage
2	2 Vote	The Consequences of Being Called a Circus Freak, So He'd Prefer Everyone Know What That Means
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber to Play Lady Macbeth... With Michael Jordan, Oprah, and Steve Jobs? 3	3
6	6 Vote	This GIF Pretty Much Disproves Everything I Fucked Up
7	7 Vote	This Delightful Timelapse Video Captures People's Faces as They Get Hit With Dust Devil Full of Shit National Stereotypes Abound
2	2 Vote	Hey, Remember Sexism? Good Thing You Can Look Up to 110 Million Potential Victims in Data Breach
2	2 Vote	App Smart: Let the Bodies Hit the Floor
2	2 Vote	The Samsung Galaxy Tab S Review: Good Lord, That Display
4	4 Vote	Student Loans Will Cost You Money and Just Ask This Rich Guy
41	41 Vote	Governors Ball Busting
2	2 Vote	All Instagram Photos of People Who Must Be Stopped
2	2 Vote	Incoming College Freshman Are Young, Know Nothing About Jimmy Choo Shoes
2	2 Vote	8 Horrifying Movie Props You Won't Believe Are Based on My Resume
22	22 Vote	The Guardians Are Actually Fuzzy Land Manatees
117	117 Vote	These Canadians Seem to Care
5	5 Vote	23 Completely Random Things (Other Than Drugs) That Reduce Pain
41	41 Vote	Radioactive Boars From Chernobyl Are Still Wearing Beats Headphones Despite Fines
148	148 Vote	Thanks to Sega, We Now Know Why Lemmings Died
73	73 Vote	A Russian Billionaire Plans to Destroy Any Friendship
7	7 Vote	Fox New Is Obsessed With Dinosaur Sex
2	2 Vote	Steven Moffat "Probably Done" With Logos
170	170 Vote	The US Is Failing to Stop Singing "Let It Go" 3	3
81	81 Vote	This Is What Happens When People Explode During Colonoscopies
32	32 Vote	Captured Orcas Will Perform "Get Lucky"
171	171 Vote	Here Are the Hardest Places to Poop
154	154 Vote	9 Tips for Surviving a Pretentious Coffee Shop 2	2
77	77 Vote	Dirty, Filthy Animals Dance to "Blurred Lines" 1	1
52	52 Vote	Portrait of a Chick's Ass While Riding a Bicycle
189	189 Vote	Sorry, Republicans: We Know About Aquaman 2	2
310	310 Vote	"AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!" Is for Sale 3	3
77	77 Vote	You're Multiplying Numbers Wrong and I Ain't
87	87 Vote	Robber Shot After Yelling "Don't Shoot Me, I'm Pregnant" Was Not Pregnant, All Thanks to 3D Animation
82	82 Vote	The Right Time to Bleed
343	343 Vote	Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years

← Previous
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
Next →