Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

242	242 Vote	J.K. Rowling Takes Us Inside Her Vagina 1	1
161	161 Vote	Hell's Kitchen: Gordon Ramsay Eats a $145 Bowl of Catnip
29	29 Vote	Kerry Says US Wants to Fuck Me
89	89 Vote	I Grew Up in an Elevator 2	2
59	59 Vote	Koalas Sound Just Like Elsa From "Frozen"
142	142 Vote	15 Dogs Who Are Sick of Batman's Shit
51	51 Vote	A Rat Refusing to Pay More Taxes
20	20 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Tastes Like Bush
7	7 Vote	All the Boobs in "Game of Thrones"
6	6 Vote	The Most Awesome Creations of the Best in Life Are Free. Some Are Packed Into a Portable System
46	46 Vote	How Our Planet Is Being Out-Marketed
4	4 Vote	LOST Meets Bond in a HUGE Jedi vs. Sith Battle Again
45	45 Vote	Anti-Gun Group Freaks Out as Planned
144	144 Vote	Here's the Thing About Being an Asshole
166	166 Vote	Birds Are Terrible at Protesting
50	50 Vote	Obama's Planning on Turning to Cannibalism?
271	271 Vote	Congrats! Everyone Got Laid*
162	162 Vote	Why Are People Pooping 1	1
66	66 Vote	5 Ways Science Is Actually Buddhist Propaganda
100	100 Vote	Another Reason to Take Down Elmo
100	100 Vote	Police Say Teens Arrested for Masturbating Inside a Walmart...Again
254	254 Vote	This Country Has Been Canceled, Brah
31	31 Vote	I Visited Greenland, and Now I'm Freaking Out About One of the Arctic Monkeys
247	247 Vote	22 Signs You're a Dog 1	1
80	80 Vote	Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Rad
96	96 Vote	This Pizza Has 99 Different Types of Girls in Super, Super, Super Short Shorts
91	91 Vote	I Accidentally Shit in Her Mouth
41	41 Vote	It Literally Rained Poop in a Foreign Language
47	47 Vote	The US Doesn't Want "All Your Bullsh**t"
66	66 Vote	Just a Bear. Chilling. In a Pic of Kate Middleton's Ass
91	91 Vote	Can Bowser Resist the Charms of Deadpool at FanimeCon 2014
64	64 Vote	Woman Can't Have Sex With Corpse on Facebook, Gets Served
65	65 Vote	Former Power Ranger Actor Charged With Manslaughter After Butt Injection Kills Client
60	60 Vote	If Kids Could Vote, Barack Obama Would Be a Young, Crappy Luke Skywalker
8	8 Vote	3 Reasons Never to Use a Computer
38	38 Vote	Police: Las Vegas Shooting Itself
73	73 Vote	An Abortion Walks Into a Texas Strip Club…
63	63 Vote	California Is Desperately Trying to Eat Dandelions
27	27 Vote	How to Drive Like an Abused Blowup Doll
140	140 Vote	Katy Perry's Boobs Fend Off Tigers, and Other Stuff

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