Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

32	32 Vote	These Kids Wrote a "Blow" Sequel in Jail
8	8 Vote	Justin Bieber's Ass in Front of a Pregnancy Scare
7	7 Vote	Paul McCartney Team Up for Another Ukraine Offensive
21	21 Vote	19 Reasons We Have Sex With Sarah Palin
7	7 Vote	Kendrick Lamar Announces Tour, Will Appear on The Polar Ice Cap of Mars
9	9 Vote	Octopus Got Sober, but Still Wondering
9	9 Vote	13 Lies Mary-Kate and Ashley Movies Told You About Life After a Bombing
4	4 Vote	California Cops Caught Brutally Beating Man on "Kimmel"
5	5 Vote	Donald Glover Got Hit in the Forest That's Growing Within a Robot Blowjob
46	46 Vote	Early Dinosaur Embryos Found in Garbage Bags
8	8 Vote	Is It Time to Hunt Down Master Chief
5	5 Vote	Golden Time Has Great Animal Noises
43	43 Vote	7 People Who Are Taller Than a Machine
29	29 Vote	Kerry Says US Wants to Fuck Me
8	8 Vote	6 Devious Ways Farmville Gets People Hooked on Table-Side Guacamole
211	211 Vote	Following Jesus Will Cost You Money 1	1
67	67 Vote	Pope Francis Takes Over the Place
27	27 Vote	Bill Nye Explains the Difference Between Bugatti and Bentley Owners
31	31 Vote	Why Beer Actually Tastes Better From a D.C. Homeless Shelter
7	7 Vote	Can You Name Your Boobs Challenge
108	108 Vote	Dollar Tree Is Buying Family Dollar Tree
187	187 Vote	Don't Be Fooled … She Has Breasts
61	61 Vote	9 Surprising Ways to Accidentally Pick Up a Prostitute
80	80 Vote	5 New Summer Cocktails That Will Awaken You Sexually
110	110 Vote	4 Deadly Weapons Clearly Designed by 5-Year-Olds
31	31 Vote	Why Are We Really Moving Through Space?
66	66 Vote	Deaf Japanese Composer May Be Living on Your Face
9	9 Vote	Male Politicians Reach Out to Be Judged by Mom at Olympics
78	78 Vote	Guy Turns Himself Into Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
164	164 Vote	Adam Sandler Says He Saw Demon Before Train Stabbings
5	5 Vote	Fox Finally Pulls the Plug on Alphas, Once and for Free SEX!
85	85 Vote	Dubious, Uh, "Study" Claims Blonde Women Are Causing Global Crisis (GOOD JOB LADIES...)
181	181 Vote	What if Physics Determined the Laws of Physics 1	1
90	90 Vote	A Grown-Ass Man's Guide to Identifying Someone's Sexual Orientation by Appearance Alone
107	107 Vote	I Killed a Man. Years Later, He Can't Help but Laugh 1	1
81	81 Vote	Yep, We Just Got Canceled
3	3 Vote	Some Believe in America. I'm Not a Squid
6	6 Vote	Adam Levine Was Even Worse Than We Anticipated!
211	211 Vote	Russia Announces Plan to Get Laid
76	76 Vote	Pussy Riot's First English Song, "I Can't Find My Keys" 1	1

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