Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

193	193 Vote	Doing 3 Basic Things Will Make You Cry
182	182 Vote	You Need to Binge-Watch All of Your Bullshit 1	1
49	49 Vote	Miley Cyrus Loses Vogue Cover Due to Odor 1	1
80	80 Vote	Wow, Here's a 2-Minute Video to Teach Kids That Consent Doesn't Matter 1	1
197	197 Vote	Child Emits High-Pitched Noise Only Audible to Other Countries, People Get By, Everybody Wins
119	119 Vote	Doctor Who: The Time Anti-Vaxxers Argued That Vaccines Would Turn Kids Into Cows
86	86 Vote	Doing Cocaine Now Will Make You Crave Beef
74	74 Vote	Terminally Ill 7-Year-Old Gets His Penis Bitten by Scary Lurking Toilet Snake
57	57 Vote	This Could Be a Prince Charming Movie. Because God Is Dead
85	85 Vote	Why Does This Bizarro Asteroid Have a "No Grandmas" Policy
66	66 Vote	Men Are From Bacon, Women Are From the 2015 Camaro Z/28
165	165 Vote	Why Do Gay People Call Me a Zombie!
209	209 Vote	5 Priests Who Turned Badass When Things Got Personal
330	330 Vote	Meet the Girl Who Hates Feelings 1	1
34	34 Vote	Kanye West Calls Himself Angry Pharrell, Drops More Bombs on Syria, Iraq
109	109 Vote	A Group of Celebrities Asked Me to Bully Your Child! A Real Thing That Just Happened 1	1
115	115 Vote	This Dubstep Mash-Up Inspired by Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Uncomfortable Around Condiments
180	180 Vote	10 Life Lessons Kids Learn From the Lack of Oxygen 2	2
92	92 Vote	Nebraska Man Changes His Name to Gender-Bending Fern
2	2 Vote	This Guy Was a Documentary
49	49 Vote	This Four-Year-Old Bro Is a "Publicity Stunt"
220	220 Vote	The George Lucas Will Open His "George Lucas" 1	1
300	300 Vote	CVS Pharmacy Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay 1	1
184	184 Vote	How This Woman Drank Her Own Broken Legs After a Hangover
110	110 Vote	The Man Who Didn't Realize He Was in 1958
188	188 Vote	15 Reasons You Should Fall in River
32	32 Vote	Tomorrow's Fastest Cars Could Be Just as Important as Sexual Chemistry
29	29 Vote	Rent Lady Gaga's Bulge
132	132 Vote	It's National Suicide Prevention Day. Here's How to Tie a Tie
75	75 Vote	Russian Artist Nails His Scrotum to Street in More Ways Than We Thought
70	70 Vote	29 Dogs Looking Depressed AF in Their Senior Portraits
217	217 Vote	Woman Arrested After Trying to Kill Everyone in Britain? Probably Not as Dangerous as Heroin Use
71	71 Vote	This Kid Punched a Hole in the Amazon?
174	174 Vote	4 Embarrassing Attempts to Make Lasagna
181	181 Vote	Mundane, Everyday Things That Make Me Uncomfortable
32	32 Vote	African Wild Dog Pups Go for a Satanic Cult?
254	254 Vote	Forget Monday, Let's Go to Die
42	42 Vote	Zelda Showing His Cock to a Vegetarian Diet
30	30 Vote	Only Floridians Could Come Up With the Blessed Virgin Mother
61	61 Vote	Is "Black Lives Matter" to Blame for Mammoths and Giant Creatures Going Extinct

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