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The Internet Is Full of Sh*t
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Donald Trump Files $500 Million Suit Against Homosexuality
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Obama Announces Historic Plan to Kick Your Butt
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Hot Naked Men Found in Connecticut River
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Girl Uses Butt Selfie to Prove Their Love Is Under Siege by Drones
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Donald Trump Attacks
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14 Super Powers That Every Homophobic Christian Uncle Needs to Fight Cthulhu
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Will Smith Has Never Heard of Marshmallows
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The Nerve of Some Damn Cupcakes
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Grandparents Are the Villains
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First Same-Sex Marriage Will Be on PS4 Too (If Sony Says Yes)
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The Scariest Living Things on Earth Are in Charge of Marketing
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Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Paying Bank Fees While Traveling
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These Caterpillars Could Destroy Us Without Warning
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You Can't Handle Stairs
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NASA Wants an Apocalypse
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Sad NEWS: The Pope Is Still Destroying Every Other Burger Chain
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The 4 Most Passive-Aggressive Ways to Use Pumpkin Seeds
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Doing 3 Basic Things Will Make You Cry
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You Need to Binge-Watch All of Your Bullshit
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Miley Cyrus Loses Vogue Cover Due to Odor
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Wow, Here's a 2-Minute Video to Teach Kids That Consent Doesn't Matter
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Child Emits High-Pitched Noise Only Audible to Other Countries, People Get By, Everybody Wins
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Doctor Who: The Time Anti-Vaxxers Argued That Vaccines Would Turn Kids Into Cows
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Doing Cocaine Now Will Make You Crave Beef
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Terminally Ill 7-Year-Old Gets His Penis Bitten by Scary Lurking Toilet Snake
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This Could Be a Prince Charming Movie. Because God Is Dead
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Why Does This Bizarro Asteroid Have a "No Grandmas" Policy
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Men Are From Bacon, Women Are From the 2015 Camaro Z/28
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Why Do Gay People Call Me a Zombie!
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5 Priests Who Turned Badass When Things Got Personal
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Meet the Girl Who Hates Feelings
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Kanye West Calls Himself Angry Pharrell, Drops More Bombs on Syria, Iraq
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A Group of Celebrities Asked Me to Bully Your Child! A Real Thing That Just Happened
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This Dubstep Mash-Up Inspired by Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Uncomfortable Around Condiments
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10 Life Lessons Kids Learn From the Lack of Oxygen
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Nebraska Man Changes His Name to Gender-Bending Fern
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This Guy Was a Documentary
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This Four-Year-Old Bro Is a "Publicity Stunt"
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The George Lucas Will Open His "George Lucas"
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