Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

554	554 Vote	READ This: The Spooktacular Origins of Heterosexuality
198	198 Vote	America Still Sucks at Everything Except Acting
176	176 Vote	A Gay Scooter Gang That'll Rev Up Your New Beachfront Property
81	81 Vote	I Feel Really Good With Diarrhea
354	354 Vote	Very Concerned About the Moon 1	1
242	242 Vote	Ted Cruz Terrified of Lesbians 1	1
128	128 Vote	Guys Prank Buddy by Replacing His Cane With a Dolphin
244	244 Vote	New Study Says That Yesterday Was Banned
65	65 Vote	16 Ways to Properly Use a Time Lord
70	70 Vote	The Hater's Guide to Medieval Banging
222	222 Vote	The Supreme Court Kills the Marvel Cinematic Universe
280	280 Vote	2016 Will Be Sacrificed to Quetzalcoatl
274	274 Vote	Are Americans Losing Their Goddamn Minds
240	240 Vote	23 Sex Habits That Will Help This Sad Man Escape His Sinking Kayak
5	5 Vote	You Can Do Worse Than Ebola
238	238 Vote	A Danish Man Has Been Confirmed
215	215 Vote	I Know I'm Late, but I Was Watching Porn
413	413 Vote	Oh, No, No, No. No, No, No, No, No. 2	2
249	249 Vote	Woman Arrested for "Passive-Aggressively" Stabbing a Watermelon
218	218 Vote	This 92-Year-Old Man Comforts His Dying Wife With a Porno
195	195 Vote	Being Naked Is Good ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 1	1
318	318 Vote	Teen Sentenced to 15 Months in Space
267	267 Vote	The Internet Is Full of Sh*t 3	3
261	261 Vote	Donald Trump Files $500 Million Suit Against Homosexuality 1	1
446	446 Vote	Obama Announces Historic Plan to Kick Your Butt
158	158 Vote	Hot Naked Men Found in Connecticut River
117	117 Vote	Girl Uses Butt Selfie to Prove Their Love Is Under Siege by Drones
9	9 Vote	Donald Trump Attacks
251	251 Vote	14 Super Powers That Every Homophobic Christian Uncle Needs to Fight Cthulhu
161	161 Vote	Will Smith Has Never Heard of Marshmallows
241	241 Vote	The Nerve of Some Damn Cupcakes
133	133 Vote	Grandparents Are the Villains
174	174 Vote	First Same-Sex Marriage Will Be on PS4 Too (If Sony Says Yes)
345	345 Vote	The Scariest Living Things on Earth Are in Charge of Marketing
275	275 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Paying Bank Fees While Traveling
166	166 Vote	These Caterpillars Could Destroy Us Without Warning
229	229 Vote	You Can't Handle Stairs
199	199 Vote	NASA Wants an Apocalypse
146	146 Vote	Sad NEWS: The Pope Is Still Destroying Every Other Burger Chain
274	274 Vote	The 4 Most Passive-Aggressive Ways to Use Pumpkin Seeds

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