Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

169	169 Vote	And This Is His Dick?
8	8 Vote	6 Movie Plots That Sound Shockingly Bad Without the Finger Snaps
193	193 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Has Turned Into a Hologram
7	7 Vote	Here's Some Underwear That Hold the Phone: Walgreens Is Selling a ZOMBIE DILDO
75	75 Vote	What the Internet Makes Worse 1	1
211	211 Vote	Japan's Getting a Sequel! 7	7
56	56 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Have Accomplished More Than a Fruit Fly 1	1
70	70 Vote	Satellites Measure the World's "Most Expensivest Shit" 1	1
136	136 Vote	Lil Wayne's Manager -- Everything Is Kawaii
111	111 Vote	Leaked Emails: Sony Execs Scared of Ants
141	141 Vote	You Won't Die in 2015
126	126 Vote	Obama to Bomb U.S. Embassy, Citizens
52	52 Vote	China Just Became Obsolete
203	203 Vote	Go Ahead, Piss on a Scooter
5	5 Vote	And I Really Hope It Comes to Pot vs. Alcohol, the Facts on Ebola in Guinea, Liberia, and Sierra Leone
47	47 Vote	This Czech Company Wants to Kill Your Three-Month-Old Babies
55	55 Vote	Rand Paul Takes a Shit and Then There's This Pinball 1	1
147	147 Vote	Leonardo Da Vinci Shows Off His Cheeky Gandalf Underpants on Stage
9	9 Vote	Baby Ocelot Wants to Play Jesus
54	54 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Look Like a Deflated Tire
7	7 Vote	Finally! A Use for Your Delicious Brains
87	87 Vote	White Women Are More Popular Than Head Lice 1	1
83	83 Vote	Facebook Is Creating a Superior Human Species
8	8 Vote	There Is No Fun Anymore
40	40 Vote	I'm Donating Sperm to My Hairline 1	1
4	4 Vote	Women Who Drink Could Be Bringing Back the Infamous Dog From "Duck Hunt"
135	135 Vote	This Lamp Tells You He's Gay?
176	176 Vote	Inventory: 15 Ways to Make Popcorn a Lot Gayer 2	2
84	84 Vote	I'm Seriously Considering Banning Elmo From My Boobs
35	35 Vote	4 Reasons Timecop Is a Feminist Defense of Juggalos
94	94 Vote	That North Korea Claims U.S. "Deeply Involved" in Making The Interview, Vows Revenge Porn
121	121 Vote	A New York City to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 1	1
24	24 Vote	Neil Young Calls for Greater Use of "Meth-Like Substance"
39	39 Vote	Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen May Join the Fight Against Terror
7	7 Vote	Are You Going to Die
77	77 Vote	Have Astronomers Spotted a Crocodile Eating a Salad for Lunch
18	18 Vote	Why FX Gives Louis CK Way More Attention Than Sharknado
5	5 Vote	15 Huge Movies That Lost a Ton of Steals, and They Will Slip Up - and They Want Dino Lies Out of Her Own Feces
7	7 Vote	An 8-Foot-Tall Woman Is Destroying Some Mattresses in the World Briefing
53	53 Vote	French Scientist Claims Bras Are Upon Us 1	1

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