Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

110	110 Vote	4 Ways to Fancy Up Your Genitals
170	170 Vote	The Guy Who Fucked a Hot Pocket Tells All, Suggests You Use a Jar of Pasta Sauce
144	144 Vote	21 Ways You Don't Give a Fuck
99	99 Vote	5 Fish Clearly Designed by a Five-Year-Old
54	54 Vote	People Try Living in Cleveland
286	286 Vote	Marvel Announces Every Spider-Man in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship
28	28 Vote	This Student Once Ate an Entire Pitbull
202	202 Vote	The Dark Knight Rises, but Not Fast Enough 1	1
296	296 Vote	Watch Justin Bieber Dating So Many SPIDERS 3	3
72	72 Vote	This Fluffy White Dog Is Having a Burger Crisis
150	150 Vote	Miley Cyrus Can't Stop, Won't Stop Killing the Constitution
220	220 Vote	You Won't Believe What This Pug Can Do With Cocaine
74	74 Vote	Why Marvel Doesn't Really Want to Make Mashed Potatoes 1	1
203	203 Vote	A Food Critic Has Finally Been Destroyed 2	2
136	136 Vote	Can Kanye West's Lyrics Be Used in Everyday Conversation
187	187 Vote	We May Never Explode
183	183 Vote	David Tennant Explains How to Use Science to Control a Poltergeist 1	1
169	169 Vote	"Cinderella" to Join Marvel's Avengers 1	1
67	67 Vote	This True Story About Organ Trafficking Is Grrrrrreat!
190	190 Vote	Lady Gaga to Slither Her Way Across the Multiverse
144	144 Vote	I Ditched My iPhone for a Cool Grandma
193	193 Vote	Women Everywhere Are Being Turned Into Casseroles
401	401 Vote	Why Americans Should Be Illegal
322	322 Vote	21 Ways to Eat Bees 2	2
168	168 Vote	Police Are Just Overgrown Children 1	1
142	142 Vote	15 Dogs Who Are Sick of Batman's Shit
146	146 Vote	Watch This Russian Farmer Order His Ducks to Get Hiiiiiiiiigh 1	1
4	4 Vote	Beowulf Is So Badass
101	101 Vote	Kim Kardashian Must Be Stopped
370	370 Vote	7 Reasons to Start Your Day With a Vengeance
106	106 Vote	I Can't Make a Difference. Pass It On
228	228 Vote	Relieve the Tension With a Deadly Weapon
179	179 Vote	1,000,000 People Are So Angry Again [UPDATE]
67	67 Vote	4 Tiny Mistakes That Turned Into a Shakespearean Tragedy
153	153 Vote	The LAPD Just Got Kinkier 1	1
55	55 Vote	A Lesson in How to Pick-Up Girls With Big Penises, Wide Shoulders and Narrow Hips
199	199 Vote	How the World Has Been Canceled
143	143 Vote	"Monster" Is Too Gentle a Word for "Penguin"
452	452 Vote	I'm Never Going to Die 2	2
91	91 Vote	Orlando Bloom Is Basically a Gargantuan, Radiation-Spewing Fairy

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