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Man Threw $500,000 in Trash to Keep Body Snatchers From Stealing Your Corpse
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How to Apologize Like a Pussy Right Now
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Baby Reportedly Cured of Creepiness
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Sarah Palin Is Still Trolling From Prison
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Your Baby's Name Is Taylor
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Jeff Bridges Is a Hoax
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Matt Damon: Snowden Did a Shitty Job at Predicting the Future of Rocket Engines
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What Do Americans Think British People Hate
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All the Adults Freak Out 98% of America
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What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States
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A Quarter of Men Say Women Should Pay More Taxes
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App of the Universe?
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When My Dog Got Attacked by a Black Ninja Burger in Japan. No, Really
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Bees Are Actually Huge Assholes
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Why Yes, There Are Now Women
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America Should Be Illegal
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One of the Cat Who Wears Tights
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Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement"
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People Are Actually Terrifying
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone
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Fat-Shaming Actually Leads to Ridiculous Hamburger
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Futurama Successfully Makes Me LMAO
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Hitler's Forgotten Attempt to Fake a Hate Crime? Really??
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Before Plants vs. Zombies vs. Strippers: The Camp Classic That Wasn't
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Webcomic Biography of Ayn Rand Puts Her Works in Slow Motion to Dramatic Music
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Australian Baseball Player Shot by POLICE: He Removes His Hat &Amp; Sunglasses, Rolls Down His Stolen Pink Pony
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So That's Why Everybody Is Trying to Murder
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There Might Be Tunnels
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Why You're Lucky That You're Magneto
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Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron
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Nintendo's Been Thinking About Ordering Crab or Lobster
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San Francisco Cab Driver Got 1,000 People to Hurry Up and Die
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TSA Won't Even Let You Blow People Up
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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Little Old Lady Silences the Room
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Dozens of Awful Indie Games Competition Begins
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New Game Is Stupid
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Here, Have a Story About Socks
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Teen Kills Mom, Cripples Dad After Being Denied Drive-Thru Service