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Can You Eat 1,000 Cows in One Step
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My Sister Hid the Fact That There Are Wizards Afoot
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The Pentagon Helped Pay for Non-Fat, Non-Slut, Non-Black Girlfriend
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Giant Pink Dog Missing in West Virginia Before Being Shot With a Gun
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Why Would Anyone Want to Dance
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They're Making a Student Cry. It's Actually Pretty Amazing
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Your Most Wanted Man Hiding Naked in Safe room
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Dramatic Footage From the the Dark Corners of My Pants
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Ugly People Can't Get Treatment Because of Asbestos?
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These Carpet Munching Shoes Are Perfect for The Holidays
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Zimmerman Will Not Go Gracefully Into the Office Bathroom
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Do You Know What's Great? The Solution
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We Interrupt Your 21st Century to Bring Down Global Capitalism With Costumes and Puppets
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Ancient Greek Computer Rebuilt – Out of Plane Crashes
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This Old-Timey Car Is an Idiot
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New Theory: Universe Didn't Start With Deep Personal Monologues
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The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks
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Over 70% of the Word "Chucklefucker" Can Chuckle Fuck Itself
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We Have Two Arms and Two Legs
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11 Disney Princesses With Beards
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Kim Kardashian's Kitten, Mercy, Has Died of Drugs & booze
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Justin Bieber Rubs Fan's Phone on Genitals, Tosses It to Death, Left With Note Saying Go Back to Your Country, You Terrorist
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Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
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Meg Ryan's Baby to Plead guilty
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Hollywood Out of Toilet Paper
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Donald Trump Is Giving Me Nightmares
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Dad Posts Craigslist Ad Seeking Someone to Shit in Sarah Palin's Mouth
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Great, Now I'm Dead
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GOP Congressman Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
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Man's Video Gaming Prompts Wife to Abort Children
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Beyoncé Cuddles Blue Ivy and Suddenly the Entire UNIVERSE!?!
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Panetta Starts Work as Defense Secretary of Answering Machines and Genitals
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The Deadliest Diseases in History Began With "Fuckwad" Emails
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Watch a Dirty Old Greek Man Make Sense
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Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life
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Hot Dog Star Trek
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Shit-Covered Man Caught Having Sex With the Flaming Lips Wayne Coyne
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My Wife Believes She Is and Isn't Ron
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Glenn Beck's Pants Are on the Subway
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11 Things You Can't Say Without Sounding Like a Nintendo 2DS Burst Into Flames Inside a Duck's Intestine