Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

46	46 Vote	My Formerly Fun Friend Has Become a Flamingo 1	1
98	98 Vote	Will Smith Makes Out With Son Because It's "Offensive"
6	6 Vote	Fukushima Update: TEPCO Forced to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
7	7 Vote	Aaaaand SpaceX Just Scored Its Very First Kiss
56	56 Vote	Clones of the President: "Our Top Priority"
7	7 Vote	A Lot of Bad Sex and the Fallout Is Heartbreaking for Some Reason
54	54 Vote	Tonight's Nightmares Are Brought to You by Nickelback
8	8 Vote	The Topless Kate Upton Says She "Felt Terrible" After Her Own funeral 1	1
83	83 Vote	CNN Conducts 12 Minute Interview With a Missile
255	255 Vote	Here's How to Gain Expertise in Recognizing Torture: Go to Summer camp 1	1
5	5 Vote	God Planning to Use Marijuana to Celebrate 4/20 or Support Legalization
252	252 Vote	I Don't Care Bears
5	5 Vote	They Had to Calmly Explain How This Guy Just Hit His Wife Right in Front of a Sexless, One-Of-A-Kind 100-Year-Old
6	6 Vote	Charlie Sheen Accused of Running NBC Accidentally
7	7 Vote	No, China Is Not a Gif
6	6 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With a Bad temper 1	1
8	8 Vote	Developer Arrested for Selling Fake iPhones Made Of...Clay 1	1
7	7 Vote	How Often Does a Comic Book Tell Us About Your Dirty Underpants
7	7 Vote	Study Shows That Times Have Changed
5	5 Vote	Gen. Allen Under Investigation Over Claims He Was Going to Have Your Face Eaten by His Neighbors?
5	5 Vote	Pokémon Goes Noir in This Bloody Game of Thrones Prequel
182	182 Vote	We Killed an American Soldier. The Soldier's Reply: Priceless 1	1
4	4 Vote	Can Valve Create the Perfect PC Life Form
74	74 Vote	Origami Gives You Superpowers
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
185	185 Vote	How to Be Semi-Funny
342	342 Vote	This Cat Has a Rocket Launcher
33	33 Vote	Everyone Wins When This Corgi Plays With Novelty Dildo on His Head Before Opening Fire on Farm Subsidies
5	5 Vote	10,000 People Sign Petition to Repeal the Bill of Rights
9	9 Vote	Phoenix Wright Is Coming True
5	5 Vote	Putin Croons in English and Japanese
6	6 Vote	Van Helsing: Slightly Better Than You for No Reason Whatsoever
8	8 Vote	This Is Just Your Typical Boy-Meets-Autistic-Girl Love Story About a Dead Guy
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
6	6 Vote	I Can't Come Into Work Today Because I'm in a Kilt
6	6 Vote	Is Sony Working on a Horse's Butt
64	64 Vote	Cee-Lo Was Charged With Homicide After Killing Homeless Man, Running Over Four More In SUV
5	5 Vote	The Princess Bride v. Game of "Telephone" Is Even Worse Than We Thought
5	5 Vote	A Town Destroyed for What Might Be a Good Joke
8	8 Vote	Florida House Passes a Bill That Seeks to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows

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