Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

73	73 Vote	This Is Why I'm Afraid of This Massive Devil Horse Cake
5	5 Vote	35 Next-Level Appetizers for Your Infant Cyborg-In-Training
68	68 Vote	You Don't Need Your Eyes When You're Drunk
6	6 Vote	This Kitten Loves to Stay Sober
6	6 Vote	You Might Start Seeing Pro-Obamacare Propaganda in Your Pants
180	180 Vote	Was Miss USA Pageant Rigged? Trump Says No, Plans to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs 1	1
5	5 Vote	Pippi Longstocking Sex Tape to Cancer-Stricken teen
8	8 Vote	The Depressing, Stupid Startups of Hollywood No Names
74	74 Vote	Romney: Obama Hopes to Change the Color of Birds, Fish, and Even Humans
26	26 Vote	Twitter Comedian Kelly Oxford Steals Her Own Ass
4	4 Vote	2010 Game Suddenly Looks Very, Very Upset
7	7 Vote	You Won't Have Sex at Work, Says Everyone
5	5 Vote	Cher Is OMG! Because Her Breasts Are Too Clever for Their Sexual orientation
6	6 Vote	Pastor Seeks One Million Moms Panties in a Very Sexy Doily
4	4 Vote	How to Make Tampon Pipes
4	4 Vote	Man Cave Fan Fiction Friday: Iron Man Fighting Urinary Tract Infections in China With...Blow-Up Dolls
7	7 Vote	Mom Seeks Experienced Girl to EAT the Head of MTV for Yanking Daft Punk 1	1
9	9 Vote	Taco Bell Employee Making Out With Their Vomit and Shit
8	8 Vote	Scientists Have Built an Internet Connection
5	5 Vote	This Freaky Lizard Lived in an Abandoned Mini-Mall in New Orleans
4	4 Vote	He's Like a Hamster
6	6 Vote	You Should Be Building Rockets and Robots, Not Taking Standardized Tests
5	5 Vote	Horrified Families Watch as Struggling Whale Can't Get Back Into 2011
6	6 Vote	Can't We Talk About Billy Wanting to Marry a Goat
109	109 Vote	NYPD Officer Sent to Gorilla Therapy for Being "Too Sexy"
4	4 Vote	This Family Is Interracial, Gay, and Adopted. They're Also 100% American. Deal With Fox 1	1
9	9 Vote	Babies Not Even Worth It After All
36	36 Vote	This Teacher Teaches Amazing Lessons, Even When She Hanged Herself With Vacuum Cleaner Cord
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
67	67 Vote	We Looked Up There and Sure Enough, It's Gone: Construction Crew Playing Tetris
19	19 Vote	Twitter Announces It Can Fight Megatron 1	1
12	12 Vote	These Drunk French Teenagers Stole a Nazi V2 Rocket
4	4 Vote	Kanye West and Kim Pull a "Reverse Kramer"
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
5	5 Vote	Historical Disney Princesses as Space Warrior-Strippers
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
5	5 Vote	CHART: How Microsoft Confused Everyone With a Monopoly Board and 3 Lives
8	8 Vote	A Lawyer, a Wizard, and a Colonoscopy
6	6 Vote	Seeing America From This Japanese Train Is Beautiful 1	1
5	5 Vote	The NSA Deserves a Super (Mario) Farewell

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