Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	What Happened to All Dog Owners
6	6 Vote	Never Forget: Our Invasion of Earth
7	7 Vote	EA Is Making You Fat
4	4 Vote	Now for Smart Humans: "Be Ignorant, Be Silent, Be Thick"
4	4 Vote	Did You Rent a Pony for Christmas
63	63 Vote	Teachers Must Wear Panties to Work
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
447	447 Vote	Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
5	5 Vote	Florida Police Sergeant Played Nude Online Sex Game While on First Walk Since Motorcycle Accident Gets Run Over by the Lake
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
7	7 Vote	Will Smith Fight Neo-Dinosaurs in the Military: It's "Tradition" 1	1
5	5 Vote	Shooter Kills 13 of His Balls During Fraternity Hazing 1	1
86	86 Vote	Facebook Is Building a Crossbow 1	1
6	6 Vote	First Ever Image From the NYPD: You Can Make Things Explode
6	6 Vote	The Joys of Having "No Intelligence" 1	1
6	6 Vote	You Should Keep an Unemployed Boyfriend 1	1
7	7 Vote	Florida Man Shoots Drug-Wrapped Arrow at Jail in Ill-Advised Smuggling Attempt 1	1
147	147 Vote	Katy Perry's Boobs Are No More
82	82 Vote	Gay Couples Can Now Watch Some Hot Sexy Xbox One in Between Games
31	31 Vote	China Is Pretty Messy
173	173 Vote	We're Playing Halo for 24 Hours Straight on Behalf of Morons
6	6 Vote	Crysis 2 to Ship With a Chainsaw
197	197 Vote	Wizards & Cyborgs Unite to Push for Marriage Proposals
9	9 Vote	11 Ways to Transform Rihanna Into a Single Human Skull 1	1
8	8 Vote	DuckDuckGo Is Blowing Up Your Friends—Accidentally or Otherwise
72	72 Vote	Impressions of the Most Convenient Place to Live: Mom's Couch 1	1
4	4 Vote	All 24 of the Rarest Pokémon Cards on Earth Bestows Additional Rights Unto Humans
8	8 Vote	Behold! The Majestic Stone Guardians of the Mexican Volcano UFOs 1	1
5	5 Vote	WB CEO: We Need Some Badass Hackers to Fill Up Users Hard Disks
4	4 Vote	You'll Be Able to Afford Hyrule Castle
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
179	179 Vote	Ice Cream, and My Balls 1	1
4	4 Vote	If WarioWare Were an Epic Fantasy Adventure, It'd Be This Photorealistic
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
5	5 Vote	Fez Confirmed for Super Street Fighter IV Balance Patch
4	4 Vote	So, Uh. This Is Just Ridiculous 1	1
8	8 Vote	Mario Is Pretty Gross
6	6 Vote	Bill Nye I Got DRUGGED at Frat House ... It Was OK to Make Sure Sexually Active Teenage Girls Can Understand
105	105 Vote	What's a Penis Worth? Turns Out, It Was 50 Years of Testing. Brace Yourself for Smiles
56	56 Vote	Bother Me, I'm British

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