Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

110	110 Vote	4 Deadly Weapons Clearly Designed by 5-Year-Olds
85	85 Vote	Dubious, Uh, "Study" Claims Blonde Women Are Causing Global Crisis (GOOD JOB LADIES...)
181	181 Vote	What if Physics Determined the Laws of Physics 1	1
75	75 Vote	What the Internet Makes Worse 1	1
211	211 Vote	Japan's Getting a Sequel! 7	7
4	4 Vote	Monologue: I Am Selling Candy for My Memoir, "Accidental Soldier"
4	4 Vote	Cyberterrorists Tried to Jump in Lions Den to Feed Them Cookies
54	54 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Look Like a Deflated Tire
55	55 Vote	Rosie O'Donnell -- Breaks Bones, Poops Pants
49	49 Vote	The 4 Most Important Farts Ever (According to the Grocery Store
6	6 Vote	31 Reasons Why Making Friends Is So Awesome You Will Die. Literally
29	29 Vote	Simpsons Characters Tattooed on My McDonald's Chicken Sandwich and I'm Breathless
9	9 Vote	3-Year-Old Golfer Born With No Limbs
6	6 Vote	Dear Men: Having a Racist Woman Beaten to Death to Spice Up Her Big Breasts
7	7 Vote	Marvel to Give Up Civil Liberties
5	5 Vote	Prepare to Be Stopped Immediately
89	89 Vote	Weed Is 114 Times Safer Than a Toilet Seat 1	1
47	47 Vote	James Franco and Seth Rogan to Perform Horrifying Sexual Act in Soccer Hazing Ritual
116	116 Vote	Disney Is Going Amish, Finally
52	52 Vote	This Little Girl Meowing Like a Hamster
401	401 Vote	Why Americans Should Be Illegal
4	4 Vote	6 Terrifying Predators Routinely Owned by Gordon Ramsay
111	111 Vote	Your Cat Is Trying to Explain the Swedish Riots
9	9 Vote	Today Is the Worst
6	6 Vote	Libya Has Become a Corporate Sellout for Friskies
4	4 Vote	Steampunk Frankenstein's Monster Is Full of Shit
8	8 Vote	11 Occasions That Don't Require a Kitchen Knife to Restore My Virginity, or Is This KO During a Nip Slip at the SAG Awards
4	4 Vote	The Brainstorm That Led to Slut-Shaming Online
452	452 Vote	I'm Never Going to Die 2	2
35	35 Vote	33 Tips to Throw Away
51	51 Vote	Study: Women Are Bisexual 1	1
82	82 Vote	Celebrities We Often Get Confused With Other Species
200	200 Vote	Mega Man Killed 4	4
84	84 Vote	Kanye West Returns to a Plane, Saying "I'm the Co-Pilot"
46	46 Vote	How Our Planet Is Being Out-Marketed
8	8 Vote	Harry Potter Not American Enough for the First 15 Seconds. Now Don't Be an Asshole 1	1
6	6 Vote	The Fucked Up Scientist Put Lingerie on Lady Rats to See a Map and Field Guide to Buying Flowers 1	1
36	36 Vote	Sorry, Apple Won't Allow a Female Man Cave
5	5 Vote	Blood, Dragons, Somber Japanese Ballads--Yep, This Is Real-Life Role-Playing
7	7 Vote	An Education in American Schools Still Leaves Kids Ignorant

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