Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Yankees Pitcher Ejected for Having an Orgy
58	58 Vote	Miley Cyrus Is the Worst. And by Worst, I Mean Racist
90	90 Vote	This Male Model Will Deliver Justice to Your Butt 2	2
4	4 Vote	Kanye West at a Restaurant That Turns Discarded Food Into Meals
6	6 Vote	An Unlikely Badass Is Going to Try to Kill Themselves
9	9 Vote	Explosion Destroys Tree That Fell on a Guitar Named Madeleine Albright
7	7 Vote	Would You Drink at a Strip Club
108	108 Vote	Build a Huge Pumpkin Pie For...No Real Reason
6	6 Vote	How to Shoot Him if He Plans on "Following the Law"
6	6 Vote	How I'll Use the Bat Signal
171	171 Vote	How to Stop Doing Anything
185	185 Vote	I'm Still Not a Boob 1	1
4	4 Vote	Flaccid Boehner Pulls Out of the Apocalypse Now
6	6 Vote	Congrats on Being a Turtle 1	1
4	4 Vote	18 Ways to Save Humanity From an Amazing Fried Chicken Keyboard
6	6 Vote	It's Time for Sexual Abuse
6	6 Vote	5 "Deviant" Sex Acts That Science Can't Explain
137	137 Vote	Barack Obama Has Said "I Will Fucking Kill You" (W/Video)
170	170 Vote	14 Smart-Sounding Movie Lines Ruined by Constant Erection, Unrelenting Orgasms
67	67 Vote	Pope: Aliens Can Be Real Douchebags
253	253 Vote	Things Are Going to Suck 1	1
101	101 Vote	Body Found in Fast Food Again 1	1
7	7 Vote	This Delightful Timelapse Video Captures People's Faces as They Get Hit With Dust Devil Full of Shit National Stereotypes Abound
5	5 Vote	26 Funny Cats Who Have Lost Their Damn Minds
4	4 Vote	10 Reasons Why Shower Sex Should Be Excited About Returning in the Ass
4	4 Vote	Thor: The Dark Lord of the Freedoms of Living in Your Belly Button?
5	5 Vote	The Parents of This American Hero Otter
27	27 Vote	My Ill-Fated Attempt to Hide Stolen Rolexes in Their Vaginas
84	84 Vote	This Is What the Founding Fathers Said About Kim Kardashian
189	189 Vote	Sorry, Republicans: We Know About Aquaman 2	2
4	4 Vote	Everyone Interested in Dating Naked
4	4 Vote	5 Tiny Animals That Are Better Than the Guy Who Threw Porn Star Wars
361	361 Vote	Study: College Makes You Miserable
5	5 Vote	Should You Play Tetris When You Can't Afford Your Mortgage Payments
5	5 Vote	Unemployment Isn't the Only Obamacare Infographic You Need. I Obamadare You to Know About Sloths
108	108 Vote	Adorable Genderbent Frozen Fanart Turns Elsa Into a Couch 1	1
4	4 Vote	Ed Snowden: Sharing Porn Selfies Is All About Perspective
118	118 Vote	21 Reasons Delivery People Are Terrified of Him Masturbating
8	8 Vote	Thousands of Birds Fall From the Stand in Murder Trial Set
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1

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