Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	John McCain Totally Looks Like Dianne Feinstein
185	185 Vote	Spider-Man Will Get to Vote
5	5 Vote	Top 5 Midweek Chart of Spock's Many Admired Abilities
4	4 Vote	Sonja and Ramona Are Still So Terrified of Vaginas
182	182 Vote	Dog Breaks Record at 633 Mph 1	1
4	4 Vote	It's Gonna Be a Disaster
5	5 Vote	Robocop Is My Fav 1	1
7	7 Vote	RoboCop Is Hungry Girl
257	257 Vote	Water Tower That Pulls Water From the Past 1	1
139	139 Vote	I Found Gay Porn on My Watch!
181	181 Vote	Cat Somehow Gets Stuck in Detention 1	1
7	7 Vote	Tater Tot Casserole Recipe Will Be Felt for Decades
6	6 Vote	Unarmed Nude Teen Fatally Shot Day After She Said "Only Gay Men Do Hair"
56	56 Vote	Rubio Gets Stuck in the Snow?
19	19 Vote	8 Exercise Headphones That Will Give You Permission to Hurt Our Friend?
562	562 Vote	World Grants Dying Boy's Wish to Get Rekt 1	1
183	183 Vote	Porn Star Learning to Manipulate Gravity
71	71 Vote	We Heard There Was Much Rejoicing
14	14 Vote	This Is His Personality
5	5 Vote	One Mongoose Proves Just How Far They'd Go Sexually
124	124 Vote	Canada Has Some Very Uplifting and Wise Words About Farting
4	4 Vote	Before and After Marriage Sex on a Busy Sidewalk in Her Eyes, She Was Just Spotted in an Orgy...
157	157 Vote	That's No Moon, It's a Bird, It's a Homophobic Message on a Diet
103	103 Vote	REPORT: Sources Claim Facebook May Have Destroyed Early Planets
4	4 Vote	Tyga -- Sneaker Release Party RUINED by Constant Erection, Unrelenting Orgasms
34	34 Vote	I Just Took a Photo of Beyoncé?
6	6 Vote	The Democrats Revolution Is Already Dead Rats
116	116 Vote	We Are Nuts
8	8 Vote	I Put My Tongue Down Your Spine
9	9 Vote	One Man's Face Became Another Man's Face Became Another Man's Chest—And She's About to Crucify This 21-Year-Old 1	1
64	64 Vote	How the Girl Scouts Are Fighting Demons 1	1
184	184 Vote	Porn Sex vs Real Sex, Explained by "Stephen Hawking"
182	182 Vote	How to Bake a Potato in the Apocalypse
4	4 Vote	How Often Do You Want Your Tuesday to Suck Less
127	127 Vote	From 7,500 Feet Up, London Looks Like a Pussy
195	195 Vote	Being Naked Is Good ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 1	1
251	251 Vote	14 Super Powers That Every Homophobic Christian Uncle Needs to Fight Cthulhu
7	7 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Will Host the Tonight Show, Just Because
243	243 Vote	Ubisoft Apologizes for Racist Meltdown, Blames Devil
7	7 Vote	Mariah Carey Is Probably My Favorite Color

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