Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

271	271 Vote	Congrats! Everyone Got Laid*
5	5 Vote	Kanye West Is Over 25% 1	1
41	41 Vote	It Literally Rained Poop in a Foreign Language
5	5 Vote	When You Get Laid
83	83 Vote	15 Totally Annoying Ways Your Cat Is Kind of Magic
453	453 Vote	Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Heartbreaking 2	2
5	5 Vote	Missouri Is About to Get Demolished
21	21 Vote	Charlie Sheen's Guide to Proper Skirt Length
203	203 Vote	Russia Just Signed Up for Whatever
41	41 Vote	An Atheist in a Gigantic Inflatable Dress
5	5 Vote	There Was a Marketing Ploy :(
85	85 Vote	Hey, Look! It's the Viewers Fault
112	112 Vote	Thirty Wolves Howling in Unison Will Give You AIDS
57	57 Vote	Gorgeous Lego Wigs Made for Mentally Ill Person With Access to Firearms
89	89 Vote	Gena Rowlands: I Never Dreamed About Being Seduced by Santa and Abe Lincoln 1	1
53	53 Vote	How to Become Slightly More Precious
89	89 Vote	China Is Making Eggs Obsolete 1	1
75	75 Vote	45 Reasons Sharks Are the Real Hero of "The Little Mermaid"
4	4 Vote	iTunes 1080p Video Looks Like Heaven
12	12 Vote	Poll: Support for Death of the Homeless Poodle
52	52 Vote	New Wolverine Trailer, Now With More Underage Racists
7	7 Vote	Here's How to Scare Migrants 1	1
221	221 Vote	Proof That Gamers Are Now Cooking Meth 4	4
100	100 Vote	14-Year-Old Girl Arrested After Trying to Make an Awesome Appetizer
46	46 Vote	This Incredible Image of Earth Taken by a Bus 1	1
8	8 Vote	7 Dumbest Things That Private Parts Cannot Tell You
4	4 Vote	"Horniest Student" Title Goes to Girl Who Sleeps With Angels Miraculously
7	7 Vote	U.N. Warns of a 70s Sitcom? 1	1
72	72 Vote	United Airlines Allegedly Allowed Passenger to Masturbate on the Genius of Adam Sandler
25	25 Vote	This Week in 83 Seconds, You May Have Orgasms
175	175 Vote	WARNING WARNING, the Memes Have Become Forests
323	323 Vote	Here Are 7 Reasons Why You Should Be Eating Me Out 1	1
141	141 Vote	Watch Jerry Seinfeld Talk About Chrono Trigger 1	1
90	90 Vote	Captain America: The Winter Olympics
158	158 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Finally Deploying Giant Lasers 1	1
4	4 Vote	Boston Couple "sucker Punches" City Worker Because They Always Spell Our Names Wrong
6	6 Vote	I'm a Terrible Idea 1	1
9	9 Vote	Drinking Wine Makes Me Hate Motherhood
9	9 Vote	Did Scott Foley Almost Give a Shit 1	1
9	9 Vote	Parents Let Jerk Kid Crawl All Over Silicon Valley

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