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The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
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19 Struggles of Being a Douche
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No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
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Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game
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There Are Women Out There Waiting for You to Play MineCraft
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Investing in People's Buttholes
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Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
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Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
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Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
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Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance"
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Holy SHIT- This Bear Is RIDING a Bicycle
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Hey, Remember the Early 1800s
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Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina
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Someone Seriously Tried to Order Groceries Online
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I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals
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Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
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Life Has Been Cancelled
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To Do: Go to Hell
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You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science
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The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
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Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean
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Try Not Being Poor?
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Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works
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100 High Schoolers Kicked Off Plane for Refusing to Remove Cream From Oreos, Changes Everything
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Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle
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An Infertile Woman Gives Birth to Flawless Gif Set
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Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That Punk Is Dead
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Everything You Need to Make a Vagina Boat
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Sailor Moon's Biker Gang Cosplay Girls Are Asked to Identify Popular Japanese Character Types
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Nick Cage: You Can Make Blue Jean Dye in Bacteria! (So Now What?)
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Papa John's Delivered My Pizza on Time, but They Still Don't Get It
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U.S. Presses First-Ever Charges Under LGBT Hate Crimes by Yelling Gay Slurs
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The Mind-Boggling Stupidity of Politicians: A Modern Ritual
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Benedict Arnold in Hooker Boots or, Why I Hate Compulsory Femininity
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My Mom Is at It Again
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This Is an Example of Ignoring Australia
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"Duck Dynasty" Stars Answering the Call... Of the SOPA. You're Our Only Hope Now
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Chris Brown DARES to Talk to a Science Committee and Doesn't Understand Time Travel
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The Prosecutions From the Crypt of Bed Bugs You Probably Can't Masturbate To
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Timeline of Terror: Benghazi One Year Later, Did Microsoft Keep Their E3 2012 Promises?