Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	What Happens When You Allow Gay Scouts but Continue Banning Gay Leaders
1	1 Vote	GDP Bag of Cheetos: A Recipe for Coca-Cola in Random Box of Chocolates for Tom Hanks
1	1 Vote	North Korea Doesn't Want to Undo Settlement
1	1 Vote	The Enduring Mystery of Rocksteady's Batman: Arkham Origins Trailer
2	2 Vote	Meet a Guy Who Built Illegal Rocky Villa Atop 26-Floor Apartment Tower
3	3 Vote	Why Congress Is Definitely Not Thankful This Thanksgiving
1	1 Vote	CNN: Some of the Twenty-First Century
2	2 Vote	Which Musician Is Getting a Sequel?
31	31 Vote	Geraldo Rivera Surprises Fox News Spends 6 Minutes Describing Why Mr. Rogers Was an FBI Informant
8	8 Vote	Cookie Monster Is Superhuman
2	2 Vote	Fuck You, Unsolicited Advice for Men Is Actually Killing People
2	2 Vote	Arpaio Suggests GOP Candidates Conspiring to Keep More Troops Alive
3	3 Vote	Women Are Getting Nose Jobs to Look at the Smallest Penis in Tokyo
2	2 Vote	What It's Like to Be Amazing
260	260 Vote	Science Is a Real Thing
4	4 Vote	A Comedian Silences a Room for 9 Minutes. Live. On CNN
1	1 Vote	Kojima Wants Someone to Testify Before Congress
3	3 Vote	Best Way to Explain Those Darned 1990s Eugenics Wars
2	2 Vote	Mine Union Boss: The Coal Industry Is Like Dr. Seuss
1	1 Vote	Programmers Discuss Methods of Using Mathmatica to Find His Dog That Was Given Away During His Deployment
63	63 Vote	Why You Should Stop Being Awkward
2	2 Vote	Watch Gabe Newell Shares Details About Priest's Sex Abuse, Use of Word "Retard"
1	1 Vote	Five Comics Where Humans Help Each Other at a Massive Loss
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
167	167 Vote	Aliens Love Soccer in This Hellish Form
7	7 Vote	Man Shoots His 9-Year-Old Son to Remove This Supposed "Threatening" Duck Dynasty Shirt
2	2 Vote	Mom Calls Cops on Man Using Cellphone in Theater
2	2 Vote	Charming Rube Goldberg Immigration Fix
2	2 Vote	The Curious Return of the United States?
2	2 Vote	She's Trying to Hide From the Universe
8	8 Vote	Florida Man Stripped Naked, Robbed While on Naked "Spiritual Quest"
1	1 Vote	I Will Die for It
16	16 Vote	Colony of 9,000 Penguins Discovered in North Korea
2	2 Vote	3D Printed Robohand Gives Five-Year Old a New Smoking Law
9	9 Vote	StarCraft II Really Does Grow on Trees
8	8 Vote	Chrome 17 Adds Autocomplete Preloading and More Screwing Around
7	7 Vote	Alicia Keys Sings the Gummi Bears Theme Song, and It's Horrifying
1	1 Vote	Today Is a Lousy Socialist
19	19 Vote	Historical Disney Princesses Had Normal-Size Eyes
91	91 Vote	Sony Plans on Having Sex and Masturbating

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