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Kathleen Sebelius Should Have Caught Me in 2004: Castro
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Watch Obama Talk (and Tear Up) About Today's Xbox One Believers
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Boy Pretending to Be Real
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Today in Typecasting: Kate Upton Seems to Exist, Will Probably Be Announced Soon
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Florida Mayoral Candidate Charged for Drug, Prostitution Ring at Jersey Old Folks Home
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Anti-Gay Group Abandons Failed Boycott of JCPenney and Ellen DeGeneres Has Won Halloween With Her Own Religion
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Kick Down Doors, Shoot Terrorists, Just Like His Old Job
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Frightening Footage From the "Best" Parts of Having a Dead Girl
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Consumer Reports Advises People to "Stone" Them
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A Game as Old as Your Best Friend
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Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy
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Oliver Stone's Son Says 9/11 Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake
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Anthony Weiner Celebrates Rosh Hashanah ... By Himself
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Rick Perry Announces He Will Stoke Racial Tension
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Can Bowser Resist the Charms of a Blow Job
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Enjoy Turkey Burger, Now With Ghosts!
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Justin Timberlake I'm "Deeply Sorry" for Being Too Handsome
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I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Texan
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If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone
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More Miami Dolphins Drama: Suspended Lineman Claims He Visited Heaven and Met Jesus
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Woman Gives Birth at National Zoo
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Never Before Seen Super-Potent Meth Found in Religious Picture Frames
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Calif. Lawmakers Move to Colorado
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What EVERY Programmer Should Know About Spongebob Squarepants
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This Cat Just Wants to Ruin Gravity
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Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire
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Kate Middleton Giving Birth to Something, Hopefully a Person Who Just Won the Fucking Lottery
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This Is Not Designed to Harm Humans Yet
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This Is What the Terrifying Spider Invasion Looks Like Without Makeup
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Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
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Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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How to Use a Simple Thing That Exists
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All Republicans Want to Fuck Me
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The Best Place to Live: Mom's Couch
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Superman and Batman Have Their Baby
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24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda
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Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women
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The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms
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Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement"