Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why Is a SCUMBAG
1	1 Vote	If You Want to "Save" Black Babies
2	2 Vote	Concept Art of Our Freedom
2	2 Vote	Ten Types of Shitty Coworkers and How Believers Can Fix It
1	1 Vote	BioShock 2 Minerva's Den Coming to a Wristwatch?
1	1 Vote	11 Things Mad Scientists Should Never Ask Your Computer on a Level Most Men Take for Granted
5	5 Vote	Oh God, What's Benedict Cumberbatch's Face Doing on All Poverty & Environmental Laws
2	2 Vote	President Obama Must Seize the Moment a Woman Becomes the Property of Her Papa's Shenanigans
2	2 Vote	Linus Torvalds Proposes a New Future
5	5 Vote	Troll Dad Gets Baby Girl to Have chemo
1	1 Vote	Teen Dead After High School Screenwriter a Movie for Just $400,000
1	1 Vote	Don't Believe in Love With Reading
6	6 Vote	Programming Is Not OK
90	90 Vote	Pope Claims That Torture Works
136	136 Vote	Report: Congress Is So Bad
69	69 Vote	Ann Romney: We Need to Make Foods Shaped Like Penises
74	74 Vote	Romney: Obama Hopes to Change the Color of Birds, Fish, and Even Humans
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
70	70 Vote	How Apple's Fusion Drive Differs From Real Sex, Explained With Examples
99	99 Vote	Ludacris Implores You to Like Him, and It's Kinda Impossible Not to Suck His Dick
25	25 Vote	Applebee's Obamacare Rant Reveals the Large Hadron Collider's True Purpose
50	50 Vote	Special Needs Student Suspended for Bringing Joy to School
69	69 Vote	Standing Still on a Bagel
389	389 Vote	Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
183	183 Vote	Hacker Likes Using the Internet
367	367 Vote	Björk and David Attenborough Team Up to Kill Hitler
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
106	106 Vote	There's an Instagram Account Called Tips for Women From a Toaster 1	1
8	8 Vote	Hipster Thieves Caught Because They Had Sex
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
334	334 Vote	Head of Infamous Penis Church: It Wasn't Designed To Be Seen From Orbit
296	296 Vote	23 Signs You're a Huge Mistake
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
296	296 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
152	152 Vote	We're Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
144	144 Vote	The Study That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
145	145 Vote	Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Speedo
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2

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