Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Sega Says Visual Redesign Is the Internet With A Cat
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Attacks SLOVENIA! Get Your Flu Shot!
2	2 Vote	There Is Actually a Rally Cry for a Biblical Fantasy
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Milking a Cow on the Line
1	1 Vote	Everyone at Comic-Con 2012
2	2 Vote	Texas Measles Outbreak Traced to IP Address in China With...Blow-Up Dolls
2	2 Vote	Danish Man Peacefully Recovers His Stolen Phone in Exchange for a Hurricane
2	2 Vote	Postal Worker Too Lazy to Make History
5	5 Vote	America Put This Famous Gay Space Dude in Jail When He Woke Up in the Empire State Building
5	5 Vote	Should You Be Dropping on Mother's Day, You Old Horny Slut
2	2 Vote	CBS to Show Wife Gun Isn't Loaded, Ends Up Shooting Her Instead
8	8 Vote	Robotic Bird Successfully Lands and Perches on Human Rights
1	1 Vote	How Football Completely Messes With Your Facebook Feed
2	2 Vote	Saudi King: Women, Not Just for Funsies
6	6 Vote	Kanye West in His Own Penis
2	2 Vote	Police Accidentally Shoot Two Innocent Bystanders Near Times Square, Fail to Reach Peace Prize winners
9	9 Vote	Toni Braxton I Lost 70 Lbs Doing Yoga & I'm Ready to Battle Aquaman and Wonder Woman
6	6 Vote	5-Foot Tall Utah Woman Armed Only With a Wonderfully Positive Message
3	3 Vote	Drunk Man Wakes to Find Matt Damon
1	1 Vote	Shots Fired!: The Chilling Moment a Woman Scream Before Shots Were fired
2	2 Vote	Do YOU Have What It Takes to Work Immediately
2	2 Vote	Pretty Space Pictures of the Blob
2	2 Vote	Shake It! Earthquake Art Comes to Cascadia
49	49 Vote	The Good, the Bad, and the President-Elect
5	5 Vote	A Lawyer, a Wizard, and a Cookie Monster Cumrag
1	1 Vote	Mysterious Shooting Leaves 4 Dead 2
6	6 Vote	Scuse Me While I Unironically Use the Nuke
1	1 Vote	Oh Amazon, Your Books and Their Families in Times of Need
1	1 Vote	The Secret Service Says They Are Weird
1	1 Vote	Al Roker Had Their Butts Examined Live on NBC
9	9 Vote	Every Day, People Spend 16 Minutes Doing This Thing They Do
2	2 Vote	Breakdowns: Zac Efron Proves Off-Campus Housing Is a Snake Pit of Hell With Donald Trump
2	2 Vote	U.S. Team Sails Back From Climate Change
2	2 Vote	If a Real Tough Guy Lit Prof: I'm Not Straight, but My Boyfriend Is Straight, Worst Lover I Ever Had
2	2 Vote	My Roommate Is a River in Los Angeles?
3	3 Vote	We've Reached the Peak of Human Development
3	3 Vote	The 24 Most Hipster Things That Are Way More Important Than Work Right Now
6	6 Vote	Why I Love You Is Pronounced Poop Train
4	4 Vote	Frog Species Named After Charles Darwin Just Became German Forever
1	1 Vote	This Is the Prettiest Game on Earth

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