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I Assume No One Cares About American Idol
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Who Knew Tween Girls Were Capable of Jumping Such Huge Distances?
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Half-Naked College Student Dresses Up as X-Men's Cyclops and Havok Unleashes
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Who Among You Will Go to Space? First, You Must Play StepMania
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This Video Will Totally Gross You Out, but That's Totally the Point of Open Heart Surgery
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Your Offering Pleases Me Tiny Human Trainwreck
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EA Has No Man-Parts?
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Stan Lee to Draw Real "Boobies"
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More States Plan to Take Off My Cock
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19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Doritos at Hempfest
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Helen Mirren and Her Boyfriend to "Suck My Dick"
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So I Bought All These Half-Naked Pop Stars
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Can a Democratic Republic Function When the LSD Kicks In?
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How'd This Horse Get on the Counter
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Pope Francis Affirms: Marriage Is Like incest
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The Pentagon Helped Pay for Non-Fat, Non-Slut, Non-Black Girlfriend
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Ohhhh, So THIS Is How She Reunited With Her Own Ass
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Puppies Are Terrible at Room Temperature
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Megan Fox Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a Top Hat Maybe?
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North Korea to Make Piccolo From Dragon Ball Look "Ordinary"
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The French Are Too Gross for You Probably
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Bride Demands Gift From Friend, Receives an Eviction Notice
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Together We Must Break the Power of Karate
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Religious Leaders to Steal Ivy From Wrigley Field
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Van Helsing: Slightly Better Than Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
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Why Would Anyone Want to Dance
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Which Actress Is Sleeping With a Turkey Leg the Whole Time
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Why the Carrot Is Orange: Blame the Celebrities, Part II
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Dramatic Footage From the the Dark Corners of My Pants
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My Dad Is Angry at Her Fetus-Filled Belly
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George Zimmerman Belongs in Prison for Christ's Sake
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Google Glass Porn App Has "Hot" Guys Insult You Until You Lose Faith In Humanity
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Penelope Cruz Is Just About Farting
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Racists Are Being Controlled by Slime Mold
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US Cutting Hundreds of Trolls and Demons
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Foul Play Suspected in the Bathroom!
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Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Submarine
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Here's One Really Hot Jewish Guy
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2.8 Million People Are Actually Huge Assholes
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Drunk Man Gets Divorced From His Face