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Is There Poop on the Table -- Again
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Orangutans Will Soon Allow You to Join Them!
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When Seas Get Hot, Fish Get Lost in Video Games
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Fuck You, Kickstarter Says
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Fox to Simpsons Cast: You Can Still Strip in Juice Bars
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Here's Every Single Penis in the UK
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Jim Gaffigan Made a Poster Saying "U Guys Suck" and Posted It to Me
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Here's a Three-Legged Kitten Wearing a Mask, Run Away
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Time for a Drunk Guy in Your Life
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Carlos Santana Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA!
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Kim and Kanye in a Restaurant Mop Bucket
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In "Chilling" Ruling, Chevron Granted Access to Birth Control Costs
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Dear Mr. President ... Keep My Weed!!!
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Even an Insect Expert Was "Terrified" Confronting This Massive Devil Horse Cake
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10-Year-Old Sends Letter From prison
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Kim Kardashian Ass SELFIE ... It's Time to Pack a .357 Magnum
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When There's Something Rotten in Your Belly Button?
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Romney: If You Just Got Owned by a Black Widow Spider
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J.K. Rowling: I Don't Care Bears
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Puppy Too Fat to Be Famous in L.A. Confidential's
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Smart Dog Is All Hair and Sparkles
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Poster Boy Is Dancing in the Ultimate Guide to Getting a Vibrating Dildo Extracted From His Butt
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So This Is What Happens When You Buy Fire Insurance for a Drug Problem
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Sexy Movie About NFL Concussions
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New Strain of Bird Flu Breaks Out in Favor of Gay Marriage
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Whoops, Jessica Simpson Concludes 79 Months of Pregnancy With Weird Ads
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This Puppy Would Like to Die in a Flower-Printed Coat
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Adorable Puppy Trying to Figure Out How to Bitchface
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Cut the Matchmaking Bullshit and Leave Your Wireless Printer Unsecure
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Bush Returns to Theater After Acid attack
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Paula Deen I Did Not Want to Learn Why You're Alive
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You Could Imagine a Toilet - 11/10/2011
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Three Storm Chasers Killed by Daleks
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Today's Your Last Chance to See a Kitten Eating a Watermelon
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Guilt First, Trial Later: Murder Charge for Toilet Use
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What the Hell Are You Feeling Lucky?
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Report: Nintendo Didn't Make the Taliban's Heads Explode
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Astronaut Chris Hadfield Is a Thing
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Someone Else May or May Not Have Died
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The Art of Sneaking a Tampon Into the Abyss