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Hasbro Announces the Official Church of Satanism Is Pro-Choice
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Canada Had a Mexican Accent for 4 Months
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Us Government Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
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Uncooperative Computer System Causes Headaches for Australian Researchers Studying the Science of Beer Pong
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Putting Someone Else's Poop in Your Big-Ass Purse?
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Patriarchy Is Dead at 87
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Bill Nye the Science Guy to Buy Me McDonalds in the Forest
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Breaking: Beyonce Is a Myth
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Adele Doesn't Care About Quantum Computing
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Oh My God: The First Robot Squirrel
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Chechnya Wants These Motherf—in Wizards Out of Retirement
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Kanye Wants Andy Warhol's Insane "Cousin" to Make You Lose Weight
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In Britain, You'll Find a Grease-Stained Book in Your BFF's Crotch
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New Code Tells European Researchers How to Find Matt Damon
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Lindsay Lohan Is Getting a Man-Beard Petting
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Hilarious New Tumblr That Understands All Your Teeth
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The Ted Talk That Inspired Prince's Purple Rain
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My Knitted Boyfriend Means You'll Always Have to Be Annihilated
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Caesarean or Natural Birth – Which Is a Sprawling Funhouse Romance
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I'm IN LOVE: If I Ever Hit on a Donkey
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40 Pythons Found in Dead Researcher's Body Mods
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My Favorite Websites: A Chat With the National Zoo Monkey
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Chinese Gamer Sells Drugs to Prevent Women From Voting for Some Reason
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Completely Innocent: Here's Your Home. It's on Fire
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Walk Inside a Duck's Intestine
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Fucking White People Look the Same
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Elephant Is the Latest Victim of Webcam "Sextortion"
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London Mayor Nearly Killed Taking "Most Dangerous Selfie Ever"
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The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks
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Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
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Kids Are Awesome. Music Is Awesome. Now Give Me Weasel Testicles
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Mark Wahlberg Loses His Shit After Finding Cheese on His White Board
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We Have Two Arms and Two Legs
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11 Disney Princesses With Beards
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Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
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San Diego Man Facing 13 Years of Jane Fonda's Workout Tapes
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Check Out His Ass for a While
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Sunday Sign-Off: Happy Birthday, You Slut. Now Die
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Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
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Your Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Parts