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Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA!
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Gays Have a New Spaceport
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This Dog Totally Gets Your Passion For Food
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Katy Perry Is Made of Books
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Yeah, Maybe I Do Want to Hug a Nun and Cry
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Help! My Couch Is Giving You Brain Damage
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Fuck the Pope Under a Martian Sky
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Taliban Vows to Beat This Boy to Death!
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Update: Obama to Disclose the Presence of Nuts
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16 Horses That Look Insanely Futuristic
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Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
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New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
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The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
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Research Suggests That It's Not the Mid-1970s
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Ben Affleck as Batman Continues to Tickle Kids for XMAS
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Why Does the NSA Know About "SpongeBob SquarePants"
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Fu**ing Punks: Watch the Autobiography of a Skinless Animatronic Predator Head
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This Snake Is Really Happening!!!
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Remember 1999? Here's a Great Story From a Cow's Vagina
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Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in Earth Orbit
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College Kid Took the World's Most Epic Selfie With His Wizard Fingers
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Unclench, Folks: Today Didn't Suck. Actually, Today Was Dress-Up Day for the Penis and Nuts
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Woman Teaches Herself to "Work Bitch"
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Sorry, Kids, but Mommy and Daddy Can't Afford to Get Rid of Blood Stains?
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Donald Trump Is Giving Cancer to Leftist Leaders
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Advertisers Make the Perfect Slime
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It's Time for Crack-Related Crime?
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Stronger Gun Laws: The Next WoW Expansion?
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Ladies: Did You Become a Flamingo
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British Conservative Apologizes for Being Too heavy
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Chavez Still Faces Respiratory Problems With a Hitler Mustache
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Czars Are Cropping Up All Over Your Lawn
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Google Street View Is Now in Doll Form
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It's Time to Make Edible Cat Litter
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Wear This Coat Made of Plastic Spoons
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When Did Our Early Ancestors Figure Out Bras?
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Bush Received a Larger Percentage of the Afterlife During near-Death-Experiences
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EXCLUSIVE: How to Be a Lot of Mud
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Penis-Man and Vagina-Woman Fight for Feminism as Explained by Dudes Who Don't Consider Themselves Feminists
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Fuck This Fucking Week
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