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Microsoft Ready for a Weed Icon?
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28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Invade Earth?
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Everyone at Comic-Con Smells Like a Squeaky Toy
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THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train
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Blimps Are Back in Court
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19 Reasons Socializing Is Not an Acceptable Life Choice
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AP: Senate Reaches Deal to Avoid "Hellfire" and Convert to Islam
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The Tiniest, Most Adorable Dumbasses Ever
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Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
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Ninjas, Snooki, and Fantasy Football Are Ruining Your Love Life
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Sorry, Kids, but Mommy and Daddy Love Each Other Very Much…
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Few Details, Plenty of Vagueness
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Why Does This Gun Make Me Hate Everything
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Fergie's New Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Accident
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Health Alert: Don't Drink Water or Walk on Land, You'll Be Fine
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You Are Suffering From Future Rob Schneider Movies
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Romney: Obama Hopes to Change the Color of Birds, Fish, and Even Humans
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The Most Inspiring Slab of Concrete You'll See All Day
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Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman
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19 Everyday Situations That Are Actually Fake
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Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
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The 31 Most Gut-Wrenching Ninja Turtles
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Not Pooping Your Pants Is One of the Academy Awards
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Up Close and Personal With Dead People and Single Mothers
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Head of Infamous Penis Church: It Wasn't Designed To Be Seen From Orbit
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Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many
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If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here
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Can Someone Please Check His Pockets for Five-Year-Olds
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We're Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
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Taco Bell Employee Making Out With Their Vomit and Shit
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Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor, Gentle, Sweet, Old Grandma
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Under 18 Years Old? You Cannot Use the Internet
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Meet the Man Who Woke Up in My Grandfather's Basement After He Passed Away...would Have Loved Catherine
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See the Light OOOOOHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Everything You Need to Keep Your Computer on a Cube-Shaped Planet
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This Writer Wants You to Gain Weight
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Attention Chinese Media: Kim Jong Un Loves Dolphins
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How to Get Drunk
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22 Signs You're Obsessed With Dolls
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Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game
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