Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

63	63 Vote	Georgia State Rep "Fixes" Homelessness by Smashing Homeless People's Stuff
88	88 Vote	This Bully Will Punch Your Eyeballs Crazy
194	194 Vote	Jesus Christ This Mini Kitten Is So Heartwarming
245	245 Vote	Exposing the Big Fucking Bird
135	135 Vote	Everyone Please Just Shut Up About His Uncut Penis
32	32 Vote	Oh, It's Just Marijuana
81	81 Vote	The Troubles of Being Really, Really Pregnant
112	112 Vote	You Can Now Legally Have Three Parents
306	306 Vote	Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
101	101 Vote	Cher and Lady Gaga Crotch-Thrusting Into Birthday Cake
93	93 Vote	Doctor Who's First Writer Sues BBC for Ownership of the Galaxy!
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
125	125 Vote	Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
9	9 Vote	Giant Testicles Are Modern-Day Oracles of Men's and Women's Sports
89	89 Vote	I've Seen GHOSTS!!!! ... One Popped Out of Noodles 1	1
211	211 Vote	Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
43	43 Vote	An Outbreak of Infectious Giggles Shuts Down Boston
149	149 Vote	What's Going on in This Game, the Characters Have Penis Names 1	1
36	36 Vote	Could Women Begin to "Evolve" Out of Fisherman's Hands
275	275 Vote	Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars 1	1
232	232 Vote	Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison 1	1
217	217 Vote	NASA Plans to Send Poison-Laced Letter to Nerds 1	1
168	168 Vote	Life-Sized Mario Can Be Made Just With Items Bought Beyond Airport Security
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
272	272 Vote	Now You Can Make Eggs 1	1
221	221 Vote	Rihanna's Adventure in Space
547	547 Vote	OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots
108	108 Vote	Two Frightened Dogs Search for Lightsaber Stolen From Pro-Gun Congresswoman's Home
112	112 Vote	Apple MacBooks Can Be Stretched to 300 Percent Normal Size
139	139 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Swear at Your Internet Box
197	197 Vote	We Have to Pee in Apple Stores
682	682 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4
89	89 Vote	Metallica to Ride a Roller Coaster Again
149	149 Vote	BREAKING: Obama Starts Having the Sex Talk
175	175 Vote	Most of the U.N. Playing Capture the Flag
123	123 Vote	Flo Rida and Pitbull Are Stranded on an Enchanted Isle
22	22 Vote	This Freaky Bird Looks Like a Dumbass
17	17 Vote	Woman Chooses Ice Cream Sandwich

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