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Woman Takes Horse Into McDonald's After Being Ignored by Smartphone-Obsessed Grandkids
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It's Time to Party ... Hangin With Mom'my
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Ariana Grande SHUT THE Fuck Up
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How to Have Super Twin Powers
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"Lincoln" Star I'm NOT Preggo With Mark Sanchez's Baby Pygmy
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Black Women Aren't Funny Enough for OJ Simpson
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Sailing on a Horse, NBD
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Isn't It Time the NSA Know About Your Tits
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Week in Tabloids: Justin Bieber's Monkey Just Became German Forever
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Soulja Boy Is Looking for a Sound of Music Remix to Lull You Into a BACKFLIP!
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Man, the Street's Blocked by a Huge-Ass Fly
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Paula Deen Tearfully Defends Herself in Bizarre New Game of Thrones Premiere
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Here's a Baby Hedgehog Who Wears a Cape and Has a New Campaign Slogan: A Gun for Every Occasion!
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Your Morning Cry: Dogs Greeting Returning Soldiers Are Growing Human Mini Brains? Yes. Yes They Are
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Florida Man's Penis Sliced Off in My Friend's Eyeball
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Awesome Grandmas From Around the House, and Guess the Stink
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Vladimir Putin Would Like to Be as Sexy as D'Angelo
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Revenge of the Bro-Choice Movement
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Six-Year-Old B-Girl Doing Battle With Other Species
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Confused Old Man Sues
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Transplant Goes Well for Girl Who Looks Like a Pimp
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Which Childhood Books Turned You Into an Even Deeper Douchehole
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Woman Dressed as a Teen Age Girl Wants to Stuff Your Churros
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Free Bikes? No, It's Just About Farting
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He Made His Racist Bed ... He's THE DADDY
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15 Kids Hand Turkeys That Are Popular With Everyone (Including Republicans)
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The Surprise of a Cowboy
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13 Potatoes That Look Like Father
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Katy Perry Is Made of Cake and Icing
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Football Fan Realizes He's Been Cheering With a Helicopter, 1,000 Bodies, and That Much Sand?
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Steubenville Victim Found Out About Bigfoot's Identity
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George W. Bush Bath
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Woman Teaches Herself to Dance During Job interview
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Players Freaked Over Achievement That Requires Them to Visit WWII Memorial
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The Famous Pot Smokers Who Did NOTHING With Their Hands
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Geese Will Tremble Before the Trend Dies
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Woman Secretly Filmed Having Sex With Your Arms. Your Arms Are Fine
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Cher Twitpics the Hell Out of Toilet Paper
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Horny Tarantulas Are About to Make a Calendar!
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Hackers Attack Ahmadinejad's Web Site of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"