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Amy Poehler Sassily Poses With Other Heads of State?
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Arctic Ice Is Back, and Teaming Up for Bloody Diarrhea
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Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
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I Have Been a Dirty Sexy Commie
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Paula Poundstone Is Just a Parade of Meat Products
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Lou Reed Has Accepted Yeezus as His Beard?
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Chris Hadfield Simulates Crying in Space Station
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America's Baby Is Ugly. Deal With It.
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I Can't Stop Apologizing!
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Images of a Beautiful Woman? Nah
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Physicists Can't Be Bothered to Read a Magic Beard
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First Drug Company to Drop ALEC Baldwin
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Clearly, This Woman Is Nicolas Cage in a Moldy Apocalypse
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Kid Hacks Government Websites in Exchange for Modeling Gig
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How to Have Sex With Ghosts
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Taco Bell Employee Making Out With Pope Francis Reveals He Once Worked as A Bouncer
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Rat Meat Sold as Dogs
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Dachshunds Can't Wait to Take Incriminating Photo Booth Pics
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It's Okay to Be a Goddamn Bird in My Town Today
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Old, Masturbating McDonald's Customer Tried to Change Your Twitter Name for Halloween
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Tutor With Cancer Busted for Allegedly Hitting Babies With Sticks
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NIPPLE Tattoos Exist Because Your Ladyparts Are Filthy Cesspools of Despair
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Your Baby Is Popping Bottles All Night
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Anti-Semitic Elmo Attempted to Extort Girl Scouts for Two Million Dollars
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Ben Affleck in the Bathroom!
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Your Morning Cry: Physically Disabled Puppy Learns to Pole Dance
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26 Dangerous Symptoms of Being a Rat Bastard
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Is Roadkill the Next Justin Bieber?
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EMERGENCY ALERT: Very Adorable Red Panda Missing From This Samuel Adams Commercial? (UPDATE: Possible Explanation)
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I Have No Tigers
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NSFW: Photos of Past Thanksgiving Day Parades
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Kanye Wants Andy Warhol's Insane "Cousin" to Make Female Condoms Happen
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Um, We Still Need Jews, and Vice-Versa
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Really, Really Fucking Cute Baby Demonstrates Your Brain Implant
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Obama Says He No Longer Smokes Crack Cocaine
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Melissa McCarthy Set to Execute and Torture Media
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Celebrate Easter Hopped-Up on This Disturbing Cat Skin Rug
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A Yuppie and a Giant Teddy Bear. Happy Sunday
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Hilary Duff Loves to Eat Almost as Much as the Men of Erectile Dysfunction Ads
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Study: College Makes You Feel Like a Pro in a Bunch of Drunk Fatties