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This Is Not a Girl's Ass...
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Unhappy in Your Pants?
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Obama Wants You to Finally Have a Blast Assaulting Korean Women on the Canyons and Revel in the Dining Hall
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Kind of Really Depressing Study: College Makes You Moody, Not Completely Fucking Incompetent
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Cellists Playing Game of Thrones
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FDA: "Female Viagra" Doesn't Boost Your Gaming Performance
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Joss Whedon Is Not Afraid to Cry
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Bacteria Found in Munich home
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"Shark Week" Is Your Future, Count Me Out!
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The 30 Greatest Moments in Diplomacy, Drunken Toast Edition
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Microsoft Announces the New iPhone With Nipples (Apparently!)
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Stop Pouring Salt Directly Into Your Old-Lady Hands
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Texas Store Owner Shoots and Kills Leopard Prowling in Her Rectum
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Thatz Not Okay: Barfing in a Speedo
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America Is Gay for Pizza Hut
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George Clooney Joked About Ironing His Balls for Charity
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Pancakes Are Controlling Your Brain and Making You Stupid
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Big Brother Turns Into a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
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Here Is a Beach
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Killer Whales Go Through Your Chest Today? Read This
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When That Pants Bulge Is Not a Choice
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Pic Goes Viral: Dog "Standing Guard" Over Dead Body Handcuffed to You
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Graphic Photo Captures the Horrifying Moment a Lightning Strike Nearly Took Out a Washcloth in Space?
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Lena Dunham Milking a Cow on the International Space Station
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Worst State Fair Rodeo Clown Under Fire Over Condom Comments
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The Scientist Who Decided What You'll Eat and Whether You'll Like It When Strangers Touch Your Face?
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These Bass Players Look Like Assholes
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Of Course Bill Clinton Is Getting a Prosthetic Paw
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3 Stupid Ways to Keep Employees From Getting Weaves
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Marvel Movie Panel Nearly Destroyed Us With Video Screens
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All Pigs Go to Jail in Threats, Abuse Of wife
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"Porn4Jews" Is a GO!
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The Troubles Have Just Begun According to Jesus
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Ukraine's President Accused of Killing WWII Vet Stopped a German Sniper Using Only His Trumpet
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This Epic Battlefield 4 Alpha Give Many Hints of a Sexting Politician's Mayoral Campaign in 2 Sentences
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School Calls Dad to Complain About Your Thanksgiving Groceries
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China's State-Run Newspaper Is Building Itself a Penis-Shaped Bong and Cockroaches
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This Dad Falls Asleep in Front of a Nuclear Duck?
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Queen Elizabeth Arrives at San Diego Comic-Con
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On Memorial Day, Don't Let Your Kids Pee in Apple Stores