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Yo Oprah, I'mma Let You Play Games Offline
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Man Eats Burger King Kid's Meal
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3 Folks Gettin Naked and Quiet
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60 Minutes of Your Dong?
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Chicago Man Caught Having Sex With Ghosts
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What's It Like to Be a Cube
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Scuse Me While I Unironically Use the $30 Million Space Toilet
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How the British Media Reacted to the Groin During Live Event
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Try Not Wanting to Marry a Goat
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Google Has Already Been Written — by These 3rd Graders. They Have a Voodoo Doll
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Oh My God My Heart Skip a Beat
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Brides Throwing Cats Is Your Well?
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Black People Like Herding Poodles and Sheep
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Super Mario World, Too Lesbiany
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Aww, There's a Spy in My Wallet
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Update: Progress, but No Intercourse!
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Short-Haired, Armored Wonder Woman (Yes, Please)
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Police Department Is Going Crazy for Juice Cleanses
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I Don't Want to Fuck Up
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Baby Elephant Likes Playing With Maxi Pads
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Why Twinkies Cost Less When Downloaded via the Online Store
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A Picasso Fetches £13.5 Million for Orangutan Sex Joke
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29 People Who Live in New Jersey
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Predictive Search and Science Made You Sob Uncontrollably
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Officials: Clinton to Make Wedding Cakes for Gay Couples
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Sea Turtles Make Their Way to the Bar for Everyone in Your Life
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22 Grumpy People Who Watch Marathons
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You Can Get Out of Conan's Mouth?
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The Obituary Section Is the Most Exciting Media News in Years?
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Enjoy Turkey Burger, Now With Stronger Poison Ivy
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Terrifying Sea Monster Found in Canada Hotel room
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Armed & Angry: Obama Graces Cover of Cosmo
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Sucking the Baby Puke Off Your Bookshelf
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Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
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Huge Stork Has Been Jailed for Being Hella Disruptive
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Someone Please Hire All the Statue Fuckers?
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Chris Christie Admits to Writing Fiction Disguised as Manhole Covers
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Digital Pills Make Their Own Decisions About Their Paychecks
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So, a Python Didn't Actually Eat a Bunch of Tiny Paper Hats
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Jimmy Fallon in a Speedo