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Huge Stork Has Been Jailed for Being Hella Disruptive
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The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks
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Fuck This Fucking Week
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There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
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Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
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Congratulations on the Dong
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Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
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McDonald's to Employees: Low on Cash? Sell Your Stuff and Eat More Bugs
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Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE
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This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide
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Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many
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To Do: Go to Hell
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You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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This Man Will Touch Your Relatives
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Superman and Batman Have Their Baby
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
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Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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There's So Much Ass
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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Obama Is One Delusional Bitch
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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Now You Can Hump It
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Anthony Weiner Claims He Was Fired for Being the Antichrist
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Somebody Help Me, I Beg You
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There Is a Banana