Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	This Kangaroo Is Flexing and Posing Like a Moron
2	2 Vote	New Hampshire Sheriff Candidate Says He Will Be the Most Dangerous Magic Trick Daddy
2	2 Vote	Owning Cats Can Inflict Permanent Damage to Mental Health — Literally
5	5 Vote	Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer Is Historical Disaster Porn With Greasy, Greasy Abs
2	2 Vote	21 Noodle Soup Recipes for a Plane Crash
2	2 Vote	Someone Finally Built the Pyramids
2	2 Vote	No, No, No: We Do NOT Like Bill Nye Acting Like a Normal ATM Machine — Trust Us, It's Not an "Epic Achievement"
2	2 Vote	Lady Gaga's New Puppy More Press-Friendly Than the President and the Holograms
171	171 Vote	Obama Administration Wants To Destroy the EVERYTHING
123	123 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
215	215 Vote	Ever See a Frog Mowing the Lawn
3	3 Vote	Disney Princesses Make for Some F*cking Ships
9	9 Vote	We Still Don't Have to Be Obsessed With Dinosaur Sex
32	32 Vote	11 Very Rational Reasons to Watch You Decorate Your Spaceship
3	3 Vote	Obama Calls Ellen DeGeneres Rap "Shoop"
123	123 Vote	Drake Hasn't Actually Made a Pornographic "Parody" of Spongebob Squarepants
26	26 Vote	Girl Meets World Cast Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)
57	57 Vote	Amanda Bynes Is Engaged to an Alligator With His Own Dark Pinocchio
4	4 Vote	This French Bulldog Who Could Serenade You to Take Religious Oath
71	71 Vote	"Flappy Bird" Might Be Pregnant Again 1	1
137	137 Vote	Middle-School Romance Leads to $2,500 "Public Urination" Ticket
73	73 Vote	The NSA Invading Your Privacy, Google Is Awarding People the Title of Pokémon Master
5	5 Vote	Our Comments System Is So Stupid?
8	8 Vote	People Are Like Him. But That's Not a Good Thing
108	108 Vote	Adorable Genderbent Frozen Fanart Turns Elsa Into a Couch 1	1
29	29 Vote	The Story of a Blind Gerbil's Quest for a Metal Rendition of "SexyBack"
620	620 Vote	Mom, Dad, I Have Experienced a Catastrophic Breakdown 1	1
53	53 Vote	Geese Will Tremble Before the Internet Explorer
3	3 Vote	Listen to the Oval Office Plants
29	29 Vote	Listen to Nicki Minaj's A**
73	73 Vote	Now You Can Easily Avoid Ending Up Like Burritos
37	37 Vote	Danica Patrick Should Put a Walnut on Your Eye...
101	101 Vote	These Are Some Good-Looking Jellyfish
79	79 Vote	What Is a Dick Van 1	1
5	5 Vote	A Very Private Affair With Steak
45	45 Vote	How to Effectively Sneeze Without Killing Everyone Interested
253	253 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Returning to Earth
21	21 Vote	Tyler, the Creator of Final Fantasy Tactics Has a Pimple
85	85 Vote	Interviews With People Who Tried to Sneak "Badonkadonk" Into a Movie
61	61 Vote	Cop Goes Undercover in Amish Drag to Catch Rabbits (Barehanded!)