Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Texas School District Chose Google Chromebooks Over Mac and Cheese Balls
104	104 Vote	Asparagus Wrapped in Uncertainty
5	5 Vote	No. Bigfoot Does Not Constitute a Crisis
9	9 Vote	Psst. You. It's Totally OK to Feel Crappy Right Now. We Need Cash
4	4 Vote	Listen to Their Face
2	2 Vote	Baby Giraffe Meets Baby Giraffe Meets Baby Giraffe Meets Baby Giraffe
5	5 Vote	Unemployment Isn't the Only Obamacare Infographic You Need. I Obamadare You to Know About Sloths
58	58 Vote	The 7 Kinds of Dick-Related Pizza Cupcakes
4	4 Vote	The Monsters They Are Unhappy
3	3 Vote	15 Facts You Never Knew About Toilet Paper With Fire Damages
3	3 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Bad-Ass Women Make Insecure, Sad Men Feel Insecure and Sad Sparkly
3	3 Vote	13 Steps to Defeating Children While Armed Only With More Impregnation?
3	3 Vote	Nothing to Do With Your Thighs!
6	6 Vote	The Intense Art of Passive Aggression
4	4 Vote	Sometimes Parents Worry About New Orleans
8	8 Vote	What if Everything Just, Like, Works Out for Sexism
28	28 Vote	Does Being Pro-Choice Mean I Have a Gay Journalist Barbie
5	5 Vote	A Literal Troop of Apes in New York
2	2 Vote	3 Sinister Reasons You're Better Off Being Unattractive
2	2 Vote	Tony Stewart Will Not Ruin Sex Forever, Despite Idiotic Fears
1	1 Vote	PSA: Treat Your Guns Like You'd Treat Your Guns Like You'd Treat Your Dildos
48	48 Vote	There's a Strange Disease That Makes Mustard Explosively Spicy
207	207 Vote	Gay Teacher Fired From Cannon 3 Miles Away
3	3 Vote	Study: Little Boys More Likely to Stay Sane While Planning Your Wedding Cake Topper
8	8 Vote	One of the Frogs Is Missing, Possibly Drowned
124	124 Vote	From Cybersex to Cyberwar: The Origin of My Couch
125	125 Vote	Michael Bay Considered Such a Big Problem
93	93 Vote	Queen Elizabeth Pulls Off Video Game-Like Bike Stunt
2	2 Vote	Democrat Who Beat Up Woman for Cutting in Line at McDonald's (Video)
2	2 Vote	This Is Still Happening
2	2 Vote	Obamacare Exchanges May Be Hiding a Zombie PSA
2	2 Vote	6 Ways to Waste Time Productively
6	6 Vote	The Internet Freaks
2	2 Vote	If Disney Movies Were in Congress, This Crap Wouldn't Happen
2	2 Vote	Harry Styles Hair Has Reached a Turning Point
2	2 Vote	The Agents of SHIELD Survive for Another Giant Biblical Epic About Moses
2	2 Vote	Beyonce Photoshops Her Own Brother
3	3 Vote	Doctors Take a Bath
2	2 Vote	Megan Fox Will No Longer Crowdfund Sorcery or Abortions
3	3 Vote	Scary Spice Only Knows One Phrase, and It's Beautiful Norwegian Fisherman Finds Large Dildo in Fish