Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

188	188 Vote	Guy Claims a Prostitute "Forced" Him to EXPLODE
9	9 Vote	WHY? Large Man Puts Human Statue in Headlock, Refuses to Let It Bleed 1	1
85	85 Vote	Merry Christmas! Let's Look at MY F*CKING CANADA GOOSE JACKET!
349	349 Vote	Someone Built a Dang Windmill
72	72 Vote	Holy Crap, the New Jesus-Approved Planking
17	17 Vote	20 Films in Under 10 Minutes or Your Family Is Dead
161	161 Vote	10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
7	7 Vote	Yo, Let's Text for a Penis?
132	132 Vote	This Pokémon Bread Looks Like Kanye ... Again
104	104 Vote	Pimp My Baby Piglet
4	4 Vote	How to Make Money
291	291 Vote	It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
118	118 Vote	This Is Just a Towel!
290	290 Vote	Homophobes Are Gay, Says Science Experiments 2	2
392	392 Vote	An Incredibly Disturbing Look at My Fat Butt
53	53 Vote	Woman Literally Almost Dies Because She Can't Touch Celine Dion
53	53 Vote	Goats Are Jerks and They Might Ruin economies 1	1
105	105 Vote	Teens Are Making That Hissing Sound Again 1	1
119	119 Vote	This Little Boy Is Filled With Giant Spiders
94	94 Vote	I Peed in Your Blender
187	187 Vote	Jurassic Park but With Vampires
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
150	150 Vote	Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
738	738 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
83	83 Vote	Bad News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
123	123 Vote	I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat 2	2
206	206 Vote	Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Dick
197	197 Vote	Your Dog Really Loves That Damn Trampoline 1	1
343	343 Vote	We Have Sex With Ghosts 1	1
157	157 Vote	Yo, Somebody Needs to Use Condoms
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
161	161 Vote	It's Because You're a Disgrace
166	166 Vote	Your Christmas Tree Waits to Exterminate Santa Claus
100	100 Vote	WATCH: Mitt Romney's Scandalous Gay Past!
52	52 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Bookstore, Proves Bookstores Are Still Useful
90	90 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Dat Booty
706	706 Vote	Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea 3	3
212	212 Vote	Free the Weed Fairy 1	1
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
49	49 Vote	I Am Leaving the Galaxy