Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

111	111 Vote	Your Cat Is Trying to Explain the Swedish Riots
146	146 Vote	Watch This Russian Farmer Order His Ducks to Get Hiiiiiiiiigh 1	1
72	72 Vote	Anonymous Mom: I Hate You!
106	106 Vote	I Can't Make a Difference. Pass It On
102	102 Vote	This Mom Wrote a Song (About Dicks)
143	143 Vote	"Monster" Is Too Gentle a Word for "Penguin"
91	91 Vote	Orlando Bloom Is Basically a Gargantuan, Radiation-Spewing Fairy
123	123 Vote	You Have a Boner 1	1
234	234 Vote	Burning Man: SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX AND Making Up Yoga Positions
386	386 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
7	7 Vote	A Street Rat Tries to Get Rich Off Those Beanie Babies? So Sad, Too Bad Ass
20	20 Vote	Pregnancy Photos Are Sexy if You Live in Minneapolis
8	8 Vote	A Penis on Its Way
331	331 Vote	I Feel Like Shit About Myself
63	63 Vote	Scientists Want to Cuddle Complete Strangers
54	54 Vote	This Tree Looks Like a Pimp
56	56 Vote	I've Never Heard of Montreal
93	93 Vote	Nicki Minaj Apologizes for Hacking Senate Computers
88	88 Vote	It's Time for a Penis? 1	1
214	214 Vote	51 Parents Who Are All About Dongs
90	90 Vote	This Male Model Will Deliver Justice to Your Butt 2	2
31	31 Vote	Bill Cosby's Lawyers Threaten to Shoot Us
257	257 Vote	Shark Dies After Rescuing 6 People From Having Sex on Craigslist (For Real)
93	93 Vote	Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death Metal 1	1
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
67	67 Vote	Pope: Aliens Can Be Real Douchebags
2	2 Vote	How to Be … Naked?
8	8 Vote	Your Dusty Vagina Will Grow Into a Jewish Man's Antique Store. Can You Count?
5	5 Vote	Bros, Ditch the Dick Joke
129	129 Vote	This May Be About Ducks
251	251 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Leather
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
68	68 Vote	This Is the Cutest Couple of Turkeys Eating a Human Placenta
6	6 Vote	23 Popsicles That Will Bring Out Her True Sassiness
2	2 Vote	So I Killed It With a Homophobic Heckler
3	3 Vote	We Are Probably Going to Stop a Cyclist for Riding a Horse
5	5 Vote	Anguished Craigslist Poster Just Trying to Eat a Twinkie?
2	2 Vote	The NFL May Get a Rewrite to Include More Wives, Less Naked Boobs
8	8 Vote	Ask an Expert: All About Rabbit Violence
3	3 Vote	Kansas Abortion Clinic Will Reopen, Dammit