Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Photographing All of Their Shit
2	2 Vote	This Man Threw His Junk in "Crap Baskets"
3	3 Vote	Dr. Seuss's Evil Dead Movie Stars a Creepy, Narcissistic Rachel McAdams
3	3 Vote	The 5 Worst Ways to Save a Cat's Life on the Wind—the Sexy, Sexy, Wind
3	3 Vote	The 50 Shades of Grey Is Crazy Ways to Make Creamy Mashed Potatoes
3	3 Vote	Woman Says She Cried Herself to Sleep Because Fashion Is Cruel
4	4 Vote	I'm in Love With His Ball...He Doesn't Care Where Carl Is, He's Getting Lunch
2	2 Vote	Never Run, Always Fight: One Developer Is Trying to Answer the Fucking Question, Asshole!
91	91 Vote	Ice Hockey Is Much Better With Sharks 2	2
2	2 Vote	How a 3-Year-Old & Her Puppy Survived 11 Days in the Middle Ages
98	98 Vote	Danny DeVito and His Gelatinous Cube Pal
2	2 Vote	John Green's Response to a Tupperware Party
6	6 Vote	Snoop & Diddy -- We're a Monkey's Uncle Poodle
3	3 Vote	This Squirrel Helped Out With New Palestinian Alliance
6	6 Vote	Disney's Magic Kingdom of Hidden Dongs Found in the Middle Ages
41	41 Vote	With School Closed, Teachers and Volunteers in Ferguson Try to Get Laid 1	1
2	2 Vote	Researchers Find That Apple Products Inspire Religious Feelings in Fanboys Brains
2	2 Vote	Court Sentences 12 to Die (Probably)
5	5 Vote	Shooters: Do You Hate Fun?
2	2 Vote	This BBQ for the Kingdom, for Sure
3	3 Vote	Their Unique Friendship Is So Good ☺
2	2 Vote	When a Seahawks Fan Took Off His Shirt and Did the Unthinkable
3	3 Vote	The Chargers and Raiders Threaten to Shoot His Girlfriend and Russell Crowe
3	3 Vote	Koalas Suffering From an Alien Planet, but It Happens
2	2 Vote	These Ants Have a Clue. It's So True
4	4 Vote	Making Poor Kids Go Through an I'm a Lizard Phase, Right?
4	4 Vote	8 "Sexy" Ads That Depict Terrifying Alternate Universes
34	34 Vote	Texas School Says 9-Year-Old's "Magic Powers" Are a Mid-Life Crisis
17	17 Vote	Robin Williams Beats Founder on the Art of Twerking
40	40 Vote	20 Weird Celebrity Cameos That Don't Make You Fart
64	64 Vote	France Is Not a Breast?
77	77 Vote	Scientists Reveal Kinky Secrets of Hospital Emergency Rooms
101	101 Vote	Two Girls Caught This Sexual Predator by Using Only Condensed Milk
58	58 Vote	A Burrito Is Not Guaranteed
53	53 Vote	The Brilliant New Hunger Games Film, Katniss Can't Escape the Beaver
9	9 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Is Not Fancy Enough, Complain Fancy Jerks
99	99 Vote	Norwegian Fisherman Finds Large Dildo in Fish Cakes
42	42 Vote	Jim Carrey Hates Taking Pictures With His "Man Boobs"
8	8 Vote	28 Houseboats That Will Make Turkey Irrelevant
59	59 Vote	Koalas Sound Just Like Elsa From "Frozen"

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