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How Gay Is Your Imaginary Girlfriend
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This Cat Just Wants to Ruin Gravity
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Pope Francis Affirms: Marriage Is Totally Disgusting
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What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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Superman and Batman Have Their Baby
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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Orange Is the New Hitler
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America Should Be Illegal
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OMG! Best Use of Chemical Weapons
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Pope Francis Set to Be Cute, Is Instead Horrifying
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The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms
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Look at My Fat Ass
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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This Is Probably the Most Badass Tumbleweed I've Ever Seen
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Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron
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Kanye West Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
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Ah, So This Is Why You Should Never Do Anything but Lie
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Princess Peach Will Kill US All
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When Did "The United States" Become a Thing
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama
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Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay
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THAT's No Moon. THAT's a Good Deal
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*GRAPHIC* Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences
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Nic Cage as Disney Princesses
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Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You
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Is There Even a Government
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Exposing the Big Fucking Bird
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In Defense of Selfies at Funerals
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Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now
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