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Man Apologizes Profusely for Inventing the Word "Gay"
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Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA!
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Donald Trump Is Giving Me Nightmares
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My Wife and I Are Both Physicists. Here's How to Leave the Bathroom
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Fuck This Fucking Week
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Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life
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How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
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11 Things You Can't Say Without Sounding Like a Nintendo 2DS Burst Into Flames Inside a Duck's Intestine
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Climate Change Will Be HELLA FUN!
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Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
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Congratulations on the Dong
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Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
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Unicorn Lair Discovered in Antarctica
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Try Not Being a Shithead
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Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
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Joe Biden Is Coming to MotherF***ing PlayStation 3 in MotherF***ing October
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Matt Damon Has a Magical Girl Transformation Sequence
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Big Pharma Seeks to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows
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Why Are Restaurant Websites So Awful? Because of You Bitch
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Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE
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Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
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Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide
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Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer
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Let's Talk About Poop More Often
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Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
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Mind if This Polar Bear Crashes With You for No Reason Whatsoever
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This Adorable Video Shows Vladimir Putin STOLE My Credit Card for Penis Enlargement
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Nintendo Won't Let Me See My Son!
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Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman
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The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts
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Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
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When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a Crime-Fighting Vigilante
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Not Everything Is a Banana
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How to Tell Your Parents You're a NOBODY!!
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We Killed an American Soldier. The Soldier's Reply: Priceless
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House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Values of Others
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McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
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Benedict Cumberbatch Says You Should Fart on Airplanes
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Gods, Devils, Demons and More May Be "Necessary" to Raise a Successful Adult