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Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code
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Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth
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"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Polonium
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Optimus Prime's Greatest Moment Recreated in 12,597 Gorgeous Watercolor Paintings
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The One Awesome Fact About Eating Squid Sperm
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Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars
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101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
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Sex Workers Tweet Their Pregnancy Tests
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Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison
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Nutella Maker Shuts Down Israeli Government
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Wizards & Cyborgs Unite to Push for Marriage Proposals
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Life-Sized Mario Can Be Made Just With Items Bought Beyond Airport Security
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Our Office Is Too Big -- We Need a Pirate
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Firefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Pair of "Bad Guys"
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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Why Cats Are Furry Jerks Who Hate You
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Sonic Is in Labor
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Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
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Twitter Is Great at Finding Racists and Morons
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Ice Cream, and My Balls
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KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs
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Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters
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McDonald's to Employees: Give Back Our Stock or You'll Die
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This Doctor Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up Defeating the KKK
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69 Things More Erotic Than the President
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Man Says He Will Make You Die
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Judge Finds Cop NOT GUILTY of Being a Douche
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Republicans Continue to Insist They're Legit
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Don't Be Discouraged by His Balls ... Says Mom
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Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech
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Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune!
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Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water
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Oh Great, Now I'm Depressed and on VIDEO
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Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool
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Confession: I Don't Care
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Oh Great, Now I'm Dead
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Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying