Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

274	274 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Nutella
342	342 Vote	This Cat Has a Rocket Launcher
380	380 Vote	Crisis: Americans Are Still Alive
363	363 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Find Waldo
197	197 Vote	Earth Is Beautiful, Mysterious, Fascinating, and Full of Crackheads
161	161 Vote	MineCraft Multiplayer Goes Down as an Official Religion
213	213 Vote	Now I Remember Why I Created Comic Sans
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
228	228 Vote	Report: FBI Has Been KILLED!!!
297	297 Vote	Eat Shit and DIE!: A Very Special Episode of Dr. Phil You Won't Watch 1	1
298	298 Vote	Men Just as Gross as They Sound
273	273 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
235	235 Vote	Why So Many Lasers, Y'all
158	158 Vote	UPDATE: Detroit Files for Divorce
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
365	365 Vote	Health Alert: Don't Drink Water or Walk on Land, You'll Be Fine
367	367 Vote	Björk and David Attenborough Team Up to Kill Hitler
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
800	800 Vote	Under 18 Years Old? You Cannot Use the Internet 1	1
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
271	271 Vote	The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
430	430 Vote	The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say 1	1
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
256	256 Vote	A New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA" 1	1
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
908	908 Vote	America Has Been Cancelled 2	2
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
372	372 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Pencil

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