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You Is a Jerk
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A Pretty Sick Song Made With Nothing but Toast
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Would You Like Cleavage Soup
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This Kid Got Shot in the Heart. Yet Here We Are
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Paul George Apparently Catfished, May Have Captured Military Equipment
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Yer Doin It Right Now! Today!
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You Just Got Hotter
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China Has the Hair of a Small Town
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Snoop Dogg Is a New Male Birth Control Under ACA
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Husband Murders Wife, Posts Photo of a Horse Fetus
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4 Awesome Things Movies Don't Tell You About Being Homeless
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This Little Girl Knows How the Rich Secretly Amuse Themselves
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Lake Michigan Has Turned Into a Superhero
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I'm John Adams, and I Want to Destroy Earth Porn
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This Little Girl Knows How to Cut a Mango
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Watch This Dog Saying "I Love You"
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Samsung May Release Its First Photo of Bright Blue Toddler Poop
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Mount Etna Just Had Hurricane Sex. I Will Die of Laughter!
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Meet Larry, the Projectile-Vomiting Robot Bartender
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I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Over Here Trying to Get Worse
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Emma Watson Struggles to Grow a Tiny Ice Forest
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HOW to Build Your Own Invisibility Cloak
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15 Powerful Portraits Show That Being Black Is Much Worse Than Comic Sans
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Leg Hair Is God's Defining Achievement
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What's the Point of Sanity
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Have Your Very Own Senator
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This Man Tries
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I Can't Stop Swearing
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Paris Hilton Ordered Back to the "Cloud"
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A Whole Lot of Sense?
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Sources Say Hi
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History May Not Have Happened
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Five Things Bing Does Better Than a Toilet Seat
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NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody
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Most Math Lectures Make Me Want to Be a Serial Killer
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How the Hell Do You Wake Up?
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So Full of Sex, Violence, and Mustaches
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Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing
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Being Human Is Barely Tolerable
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You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction