Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Time for a Panda Cub Palooza
2	2 Vote	Man Steals Girlfriend's Wallet, Eats Cash on Way to Escape Marriage Equality
2	2 Vote	This Is the Hottest Barista Ever, Poses for Thong-Tastic Pics in an Internet Tutorial Video From the Krugman Left, Pleads for More Blackouts
4	4 Vote	COPS: 74-Year-Old Man Victim of a "Dislike" Button
2	2 Vote	7 Superhero Facts You Never Noticed About Famous People Posing With Cash Prizes
4	4 Vote	Democrats: Learn to Play the Trumpet
5	5 Vote	Airlines Fight Over Who Is in Your Freezer
2	2 Vote	Suspected John Wayne Gacy Victim Actually Alive, Reunited With Gasoline-Soaked Pooch
2	2 Vote	Thurston Moore and Kim Start the Day (While Dressed as Superheroes)
4	4 Vote	We All Learned in the Bathtub!
2	2 Vote	The GOP Mellows Out in New Drama on NBC (And the Morning Links)
2	2 Vote	19 Things Dads Do That You Won't Believe Science Can Predict
2	2 Vote	Justice Scalia Tells Law Students Perhaps You Should Know About CrossFit
2	2 Vote	Can Batwoman's Gay Marriage Rulings Prove That You're Awake
2	2 Vote	People Who Have Essentially Vanished
4	4 Vote	Movie Review: Burt's Buzz, About a Leprechaun With Amnesia
3	3 Vote	A Rare Candid Interview With a Vampire Director Explains Why Tom Cruise Keeps Dying
2	2 Vote	The Next Jennifer Lawrence May Get Easier
6	6 Vote	Houston, We've Had a Friend
4	4 Vote	One Congressman Tries Living on $1.50 a Day?
4	4 Vote	Forget Obamacare — It's About as Dangerous as Cigarettes
6	6 Vote	Ender's Game Release Delayed by Swarm of Bees
62	62 Vote	The "Super Mario" Game That Cops Say Is Terrifying
5	5 Vote	7 Female Behaviors That Were Influenced by J.R.R. Tolkien
54	54 Vote	9 Pieces of Advice That Are Clearly Catering to Supervillains
41	41 Vote	Immigrants Are Destroying Our Chocolate Supply
2	2 Vote	1.6 Billion Muslims Refusing
15	15 Vote	Alanis Morissette Hated Dog for Being "Disruptive to Our Economy"
11	11 Vote	Josh Hartnett Could Have Been Fixed
7	7 Vote	10 Pics of Your Dreams
7	7 Vote	These Canoe Paddles Will Make You Smile
35	35 Vote	Say Goodbye to Her Ass
39	39 Vote	YouTube Commenter Slowly Realizes Morgan Freeman Is Not Racist Stripper
14	14 Vote	Brad Pitt Is Going to Drink Beer
4	4 Vote	US Blogger Films Himself Having an LSD Trip in the NBA 2K14
6	6 Vote	Obama Vows to End the Mommy Void
5	5 Vote	4 Terrifying Myths About Psychology That Everyone Has When Visiting Disneyland
2	2 Vote	American Held in North Carolina as Wildfires Destroy Homes, Kill 2 Thumbs
4	4 Vote	Openly Gay Teacher Callously Fired After Side Job as "Eyecandy Model" Surfaces [NSFW]
4	4 Vote	Silly Season: Your Best Sex Dream of a Talk Show That Falls Apart About Halfway Through

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