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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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30 CLASSIC Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Lose Faith in Humanity
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron
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Kanye West Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
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When Did "The United States" Become a Thing
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Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
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Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You
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Is There Even a Government
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In Defense of Selfies at Funerals
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13 Potatoes That Look Like the 90s
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There's So Much Ass
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Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth
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Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
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What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica
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Find Out What to Think
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How to Make Black Friends
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Why You Should Be Fired
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Why Shitty Journalism Is So Terrible
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Our Office Is Too Big -- We Need a Pirate
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Lindsay Lohan Increases Entropy of Universe, Checks Into Rehab for Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party
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OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots
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Watch Live: Obama Speaks Out About Twerking
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Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness
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Your Baby Is Totally Dumb
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KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs
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My Year as an African Lion
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Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters
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Map: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee
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This Doctor Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up Defeating the KKK
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Republicans Continue to Insist They're Legit
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Congress Is Definitely Drunk
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Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune!