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9 Ways to Suck
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What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Pants?
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New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to "Pick Up Grandmas"
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23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet"
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Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident
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23 Depressing Homophobic Responses to a Whole Pile of Cat GIFs
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1 Photo That Will Make You Die Faster
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To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die
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Katy Perry Is Made of Cake and Icing
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Man With "Micropenis" Visits Doctor, Discovers He's Actually a Woman Who Likes Cars
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Nazi Treasure map
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Here's Every Single Penis in the UK
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The 25 Whitest Things That Are Not Lynch Mobs
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Pope Francis Affirms: Marriage Is Like incest
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This Cool and Nerdy Dad Is Doing More Than Just Bothering Women on Dating Sites
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Lord of the Uncontrollable Boner
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2.8 Million People Are Actually Huge Assholes
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Drunk Man Gets Divorced From His Face
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Canada Had a Mexican Accent for 4 Months
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Us Government Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
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They Said Draw Something. You Drew 11 Billion People on Welfare
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My Friend Clint Just Got Denied Planetary Status AGAIN
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This Kitten Barks Like a Child Molester
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The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks
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Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
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Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
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Boston Still Drunk, but Not Much Else
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"Ninja" Confronts Bike Thief, Gets Him to Twerk
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Planned Parenthood ISN'T Just About Farting
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Fuck This Fucking Week
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There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
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Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches
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Climate Change Will Be HELLA FUN!
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Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
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Congratulations on the Dong
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Walter White Supremacist
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Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
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Unicorn Lair Discovered in Antarctica
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15 Unmistakable, Outrageously Secret Signs You're an Asshole
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Interview With a Sandwich