Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

143	143 Vote	I Hate My Boobs and My Husband
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
290	290 Vote	This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil 2	2
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
231	231 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
136	136 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
298	298 Vote	Men Just as Gross as They Sound
273	273 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
203	203 Vote	Try Not Being Poor? 1	1
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
256	256 Vote	A New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA" 1	1
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
160	160 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either 1	1
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
383	383 Vote	Superman and Batman Have Their Baby 1	1
831	831 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 1	1
126	126 Vote	24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda 1	1
230	230 Vote	Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement" 2	2
636	636 Vote	People Are Actually Terrifying 2	2
169	169 Vote	Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt

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