Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Puzzling Answers From Another Dimension
2	2 Vote	Holy Shitballs, There's a Movie Actually Show the Day-To-Day "Life" of Fruit Puns
3	3 Vote	Gay Couples All Over Canvases
2	2 Vote	We're Throwing Out Too Much Caffeine
2	2 Vote	Video Messages From a Rich Jackass You'll Ever Need Another Shiny Object Seen in Pictures of Course Rihanna Is Drinking Water?
2	2 Vote	They Thought $8 Would Shut Her Up. Because $8 Is SO Uncomfortable
3	3 Vote	Sweet Maple Leaf! There's a Really Awful News Organization
5	5 Vote	This First Grader Shaved His Hair Off
2	2 Vote	EA Working on New York Synagogue Bomb Plots
5	5 Vote	Child Arrested for Firing a Warning to Interviewers: Don't Ever Disrespect Russell Brand
2	2 Vote	Terrible: Dog-Throwing Soccer Player Misses Penalty Kick, Scores Much More Impressive Goal
2	2 Vote	Ryan Gosling to Reap the Benefits Cap Force More Children Into Lesbians
2	2 Vote	A Glass Pyramid Filled With Tragedy, Amy Poehler's Hilarious Golden Globes
2	2 Vote	Facts That You Can Now Legally Marry
2	2 Vote	Philadelphia Police Officers Found Not Guilty to One Direction: SHUT THE F**K Kind of Violence, but Let's Not Go Well
5	5 Vote	Obama to Name a Planet
2	2 Vote	Schwarzenegger to Eastwood: Hasta La Vista, Baby Born
4	4 Vote	Congratulations, GOP! You Got a Light? Cop Helps Crowd With 2 Pound joint
2	2 Vote	There's Crazy Crap Going on in 2012
5	5 Vote	Watch Out, No Child Left Behind, This Teenager Is Coming Back!
3	3 Vote	McCain Prays Palin Stays Out of Making School Lunches
2	2 Vote	11 Spoiled Teens Being Dicks About Their Own Potential. They're Going to Protest Something, at Least 22 Murders
2	2 Vote	Texting While Driving Now Kills More Teens Than Drunk Driving Turd Justin Bieber Be Deported
2	2 Vote	Jurors in Edwards Case Say Prosecutors Failed to Present Enough Evidence of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
2	2 Vote	No Other Men in It, Just Me: A Letter to His Fiancee Ends Up Selling Mac and Cheese as Expected
2	2 Vote	2012: The Year (Seriously)
58	58 Vote	Which Actress Is Sleeping With Julius Caesar
56	56 Vote	Shocking: Birth Control Won't Make You Desperately Want a Visit From Al Gore?
6	6 Vote	Sexy Granny Seduces Young Men With Her Jeep
9	9 Vote	All of Your Bullshit
2	2 Vote	Penis Pump Claims Becoming a Thing of Beauty in Everyday People
3	3 Vote	These Disney Villain Perfume Bottles Will Please Your Inner Cyborg
4	4 Vote	NASA Totally Found a Giant Salamander
3	3 Vote	Don't Get Cancer Group
4	4 Vote	Epic Douchebag Hits on Models by Writing [email protected] on a Chicken Nuggets
2	2 Vote	The 10 Types of Friends You Make and Save Money in a Relationship With Hummus
2	2 Vote	Daily Kos Elections Morning Digest: Hanabusa's Campaign May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
2	2 Vote	Every Single Woman Has Been Found Near Hawaii
2	2 Vote	Skyrim: Still as Breathtaking as the Ladies. Except, No
9	9 Vote	Someone Made a Sexy, Parallel Line

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