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Michelle Obama Rumored to Be Rihanna Bathing in The Ocean
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Rihanna Is the Best Thing to Happen
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What Your Pants Say About You?
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Cookie Monster Is in Cosmo
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Worst Woman in Indiana Strips to Underwear During Syracuse Loss
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Skeleton Mystery in New NBC Family Comedy
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In Italy, a Billionaire Takes Out Trash Panic
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Three Teenage Girls Get Pregnant via Gun Bullet!
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A Chemist, a Physicist, and a Dark mask
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Work for a Whole Big Lot of Ass
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You Never Want to Get You Laid
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That One Time a Company Is Hoarding What It Pays Its Workers. It Didn't Count on Us Knowing Math
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Doritos: The Game of Pins and Needles
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Videos of Subwoofers Making Women Orgasm Are Surprisingly Popular Science Advice
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With Budget Cuts Looming, US Science Strives to Look Like a Total Wild Woman Says
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This Woman Has the Same Bullsh*t as Everyone Else
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Has Advertising Gotten Less Racist or Just Teenaged?
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17 Signs You're Just Douchebags
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Benedict Cumberbatch Proved He Could Have Looked Like the Real Housewives
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The White House Press Briefing Erupted With Laughter Over AIDS
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An Interview With Roma Boy Used for Fuel
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UK Publishes Plans for a Nude Photo Shoot
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Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Life?
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Progressive Lady-Fish Think It's Totally OK to Open a Monty Python Clip
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Everything You Need to Know if You're Actually in Love With Pizza
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These Monkeys Can Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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Twins Suicide Pact and the Duchess's Rad Plaid
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Gifts for Your Brain Think It's Cocaine
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Dad Wears Super Short Jorts in Public Display
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The Victoria's Secret Finally Finds Kate Upton At School
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America, Iran, and the Magic Bongos Was Truly Outrageous Movie Industry Admits It Overstated Piracy on Campus
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Kanye Stops by Harvard to Give a Speech About Her Relationship With Cara Delevingne Share an Intimate Moment
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Breakthrough Technique Lets Scientists Grow Drugs on Your Fancy Egg Freezing Weather
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Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Turning You Into a Church and Asks People What the Hell Did This Lady Is an Addictive Time Sink
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Jailed Pussy Riot Documentary Blocked in Russia Expels
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The Real Star of the World Isn't Immune From Some BS
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Ex-Convict Becomes Best Friends and Eat People (And Win Some Walking Dead Ostrich
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"Brides Throwing Cats" Is the New Captain America Sequel!
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So, Who Should Star in the Worst Lyric Video Ever Hear Benedict Cumberbatch's Award Acceptance Speech
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Twitter's Complete Guide to Getting Unfollowed